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The Gamer's Oreo: Two Cookies, But No Cream

Think what you see in that pic is every man's dream? Sure. It is if women didn't have faulty wiring upstairs.

I was going to just let this slide as it isn't the most earth-shattering conclusion to the story, but everyone keeps asking so after putting it off for a few weeks, I suppose I should provide you with the finale. Sadly, it's not what some of you shoot-for-the-stars types had hoped for, although I will say it got a lot closer to the stratosphere than I had ever anticipated. If you remember, I was away for the weekend a few weeks ago, and yes, it included the two girls in that mini-saga (if you need a refresher course, just check the Special Features section). One of them was going to a Memorial Day/Weekend party thrown by her company up in Boston, and her good friend planned to tag along. They asked if I wanted to go, and only because I didn't have to drive (haaaaate getting into Boston) and didn't have to worry about paying for a hotel room, I decided I may as well.

For the record, Arnold didn't think it was a very good idea, but as it turned out, he was neither right or wrong. I just decided to go with the flow: hence, when Ms. Amy said it'd be perfectly fine for me to stay with Ms. Courtney (after all, I had already slept with Ms. Amy and the deal between the two, contrary to all reason and rationale, still existed), and so I did. And so...we "did." I'm not about to get into details but the next day, weird sh** started to happen, and it wasn't the weird sh** I would've expected. No, we were hanging out together for the weekend so there was a lot of joking around, and immediately after that night with Ms. Courtney, Ms. Amy got very playful. She was actually the first - and last - person to even bring up the word "threesome." The proper response was to laugh, which I did, but Ms. Courtney seemed taken aback. Ms. Amy tried to tell me in confidence that it was just a big act, but if it was, she's effing Meryl Streep. Ms. Courtney positively didn't like the idea and worse...

Ms. Amy may not have been joking as we assumed from the start. She just kept bringing it up. Finally, after another day, things came to a head on Sunday when Ms. Amy sat herself down in my lap in the hotel room, turned, and gestured to Ms. Courtney. It was the cusp of.......nope, too bad. Ms. Courtney considered, laughed, and promptly left the room. Ms. Amy rolled her eyes. The only song playing in my head was Disturbed's "Down With the Sickness." Ms. Courtney hasn't spoken to either of us since and Ms. Amy is all happy-go-lucky and convinced that her friend is just playing "hard-to-get" and that I shouldn't disappear. Throughout all of this, I had little to no input. It was like watching the most effed-up play in existence. Women aren't from Venus; they're from another universe entirely; they often relate to one another in a series of bizarre ways that leave men speechless. The entire weekend made absolutely no logical sense, and the worst part was, all three of us had to drive back together...yeah, that was awkward.

And so, this is where things stay. I've seen Ms. Amy since but not Ms. Courtney who only e-mailed me to ask "how things were going." I believe my response (in my head) to seeing that message was precisely this, "...how are things GOING? What the FU** is UP with you women?!" Don't know where to go with this; don't know what to do. All I know is that both these women may be borderline crazy, and there seems to be a perfectly nice dental hygienist who I met this past week (part 2 of the root canal) that may actually be normal. Or, then again, probably not. Bah. Nutjobs. Fruit loops. They've got retarded squirrels juggling knives in their heads! All of 'em!

P.S. I did get them both, though. Not at the same time, but hey, I played by the rules, damnit.

6/5/2009 Ben Dutka

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Comments (89 posts)

Victor321
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:10:21 PM
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T.T What a beautiful start to my weekend! Thanks So Much, this story made my day =D

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Oyashiro
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:16:52 PM
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I don't know if I should high five you or feel sorry for you...

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Riku994
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:21:42 PM
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WOO Ben! Gettin some action, yet sadly not all at once. Whatever, take what you can get haha! Tahnk you for finally putting this up!

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WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:22:55 PM
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2 for 3 ain't bad Ben, but I gotta say your recent trip into the female twilight zone has been like a car wreck, I should've looked away a long time ago but I couldn't stop staring. I suppose in the end it would always have become a denouement, but I can't blame you for sitting there dumbfounded. Around female logic I am always dumbfounded.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:40:26 AM

Around female WHAT? ...was that...was that "logic" you used there?

Oh wait, I used it too. Okay, we all have to stop using that word in relation to females. ;)

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robinhood2010
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 8:24:18 AM

Woman = Entropy

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Dooby_Scooby
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 9:28:33 PM

You know when women get logical ?

When they get married and have a kid, before that they really are completely and utterly unbalanced hormonally mentally physically..

They want but they dont want.. They dont want but they want.. The No is actually a yes and a no and a maybe.

They don't want guys that are just players, but they put you into shi**y situations that mean that you have to play "the game" and if you refuse good luck, because she will be in bed with the guy that chatted the sh** she wanted to here in her ear..

Screw trying to work out their logic.They are all crazy your absolutely right, they really are.

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Akuma07
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 3:59:49 AM

Females and their friends are crazy.

My girlfriend is the nicest sweetest girl i've ever met.....but when her best friend is around....BAM! shes a completely different person.

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Troy Powers
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 9:11:47 AM

For the record, if this was a car wreck, sign me up to be a test dummy in the next one.

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therabbitkinge
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:23:14 PM
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Your not exactly screwed...although I couldn't suggest how to deal....seems as though ms.amy wants ms.courtney and tried to use you as a buffer to knock boots with the fine lady. (Btw kudos man lol)

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Fane1024
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 2:34:40 AM

I concur.

Or she wanted to get rid of her and has watched a lot of Seinfeld.

p.s I have two friends who ended up in menages and neither situation ended well.

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Sol
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:27:58 PM
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...Understanding women is something we guys can't do, no matter how much we may want to. I gotta admit though Ben, you do live an entertaining life.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:41:42 AM

Only in brief stretches. The vast majority is mundane, I promise.

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GuernicaReborn
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:44:49 AM

I think someone here needs to pen a screenplay quick, before hollywood does.

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iPwn_3G
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 10:57:14 PM

BTW, I love the retarded squirrel comment. Funniest thing ever, except maybe for the your story.

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Troy Powers
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 9:15:12 AM

Ben, the brief moments of excellence are what make the vast stretches of mundane worthwhile.

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Jiggy
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:32:30 PM
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Congratulations Ben! You've discovered that 99% of women are nutcases. If this dental hygienist is as normal as you think...you better hold on to it cause she would be the 1 in 1,000 that won't set your brain on fire.

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Scarecrow
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:39:01 PM
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Oh god Ben, you make make my eyes sparkle

I really admire you. No no just 'cause of the "fun" parts. But the way you analzy these women hehe *clears tears*

Sounds a lot like me and my friends, seriously babes have weird brains, sometimes I wonder how the f*ck humanity is actually alive. Women's minds are a puzzle beyond anything lol. Sure one can get with them and have fun and all, no problem in that. But actually STAYING with them for long periods of times can 'cause some mental damage hahaha :D

Anyway thanks for the update hehehe

Ben reminds me of the guy from Grand Theft Auto III :D

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:43:27 AM

Remember the puzzle box in Hellraiser?

That's what's in every woman's brain. God help us all if we ever solve it. You just better hope THEY can't solve it, either.

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s360s
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:42:19 PM
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That's crazy you got to sleep with them both and your currently with the slightly better looking one Ms. Amy. Although I would watch out about Ms. Amy. She sounds like a cheater but I could be wrong.

edit:
Very good read though.

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GuernicaReborn
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 11:54:19 PM
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The last email from Ms. Courtney was pretty wierd. Kinda reminds me of the last scare from the killer in a horror movie. Just when you think she's gone for good... BAM! I bet she enjoyed wagging the possibility of two girls at once in your face.

The drive home sounded great. Did they make you sit in the back, or did you sit with one of the girls? I would have told them that a threesome is the ultimate multitasking option. Why spread something out over two nights that can be easily accomplished in one?

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:41:03 AM

I sat in front. I don't think Ms. Courtney wanted to sit next to Ms. Amy.

It was a loooooong ride.

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NiteKrawler
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:11:37 AM
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...Ah...hmmm...

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LegendaryWolfeh
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:16:12 AM
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Jeez, it'd be just so awkward for them to read this article XD

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Highlander
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:00:26 AM

I could be wrong, but with the exception of the author, the names may have been changed to protect the guilty... ;-)

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GuernicaReborn
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:05:50 AM

They can still read it. And even though we don't know who they are, we know the crimes they committed. Oh, the shame.

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WorldEndsWithMe
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:18:36 AM

Yeah, I dunno if u were around when this all began Highlander but at least one has already read one episode. It's clear who is who.

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Highlander
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 2:53:40 AM

I was around, I just wasn't sure whether or not Ben used their real names - I can't remember. I'm sure that the three of them know who each other are, but do any others know?

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 10:36:08 AM

No real names. And I'm not sure either one actually comes here; they visited once or twice just to see what I do. But beyond that...

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mastiffchild
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 6:31:20 PM

Beyond that? Man, they'll be all over this like piggies at swill time! Do you honestly think that when two(probably attention fond at least)have a deal like this they won't check out what you think?

Every chance they get they'll have pawed over their second hand name infamy to find out what you think and how they look esp Ms Amy if the deal was hers with designs of the fullest surf and turf available.

You really think these girls are well afjusted enough to let you just write what you like without even checking it?

That's some great big chunks of naive you been swallowing! And threesomes? You had a lucky escape-generally not the greatest idea even if it does seem a fantastic idea at the time. Besides, I chafe real easy!

Sack 'em both dude, though, in my head Ms Courtney now seems less likely to have been behind much of this and may actually just have wanted to get to know you-possibly much more than her mate.

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jaybiv
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:04:53 AM
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Wow B Dukats! This is turning out to be a soap opera. Sounds like the mack is back! Have you been using Axe body spray or something bro? Thanks for the keeping us in the loop.

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GuernicaReborn
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:08:37 AM

Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

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Midris7
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:30:38 AM

Haha, got to love that movie.

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ArnoldK PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:15:03 AM
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Oh, look, a car speeding down the road. Quick, Ben, see what happens if you jump in front of it.

These bitches are fuckin crazy!

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:17:07 AM

Of course they are. They're DRIVING that car!

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robinhood2010
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 8:27:07 AM

@ffrulez

Simples, I agree. lol

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Jian2069
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 9:18:09 AM

Yeah driving's not quite as easy as operating a washing machine, is it?

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somethingrandom
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:30:04 AM
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They have it easy, us guys only think about 4 things. Sex, food, sleep, and technology!

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fluffer nutter
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:32:53 AM
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I try not to sound sexist (although I'm sure that I am and all can agree) but when it comes to women
1. Do not try to understand them. They do not want to be understood and this should not be attempted by any sane man.
2. Repeat no. 1. No, really. Read that again. Inscribe it into your brain.
3. Women are another species. Now, to all of you haters, this works as a compliment, as well. Don't think so? Then you prove me right. ;)

I have dated many women and friended a lot of them. This isn't bragging, but the many interactions with groups of women have enlightened me on many things and have taught me A LOT. You can be literal with a woman when saying something but she will always take the most oddball approach and will assume that you meant something very outlandish. Try this out. Tell her you bought her some calcium pills because she's over 25 and needs to start helping offset osteoporosis because you want to spend a nice, healthy long life with her. What's she going to think or say? She's going to think that
1. You think she's old.
2. You're telling her she's old and this somehow implies that she's very boring.
3. Not only is she old and boring but you're now interested in someone else.
4. Now, she thinks she knows what other woman you've been aiming for and starts to get extremely upset that you would even think of doing this.
5. She's thinking of ways to skin you alive in a very, very painful manner. (Is there a non-painful manner? I mean, really.)

She may vocalize some of this (or all) and you laugh because of how outlandish it is. Now, you've laughed at her (no, not at what the context is or anything that just transpired) and she's going to go even more berzerk. So, you tell her she's just being a woman AND do not even try to help dig yourself out of the hole that you somehow put yourself in because she's dead set on what she thinks is right.

You read this and wonder who are the fools? Us, men... because we love us some booty and all the fixin's. Ha ha. There's no hope. No hope!

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SkantDragon
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:49:19 AM
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Eh? Sounds to me like Ms. Amy is poly. Poly isn't crazy. But I suppose if you're straight and narrow vanilla, it probably seems like it to you.

Here's my advice. If you're Mr. Vanilla (and it sounds like you are), Ms. Amy probably isn't for you. Kinky people and vanilla people aren't really compatible. You'll end up more and more disgusted with her taboo behavior, and she'll end up frustrated with your vanilla'ness.

You might do better to call it off with her and look up Ms. Courtney again. From what you've described, she may be more your speed.

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superjew
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 2:54:54 AM
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As far as I'm concerned there is NOTHING normal about anybody in the Dental industry.

By the way, is it just me or are female dental hygienists always hot?

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 10:36:58 AM

I asked myself that the other day.

I wish I lived near a dentist school or something.

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SarahPalinMILF
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:49:06 PM

no...i think the majority of them are indeed hot...

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kevinater321
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 7:02:41 PM

mhmmmm....(thinks back to a dream i had the other day)

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Sir Shak
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 6:39:39 AM
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I think you should pursue other women(perhaps the dentist girl) and keep Amy as a potential add on . She seems like it wouldn't be a problem with her .

Whatever happens , you sure are one lucky guy .

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SaladFingers
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 7:10:51 AM
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/facepalm

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Mr Bitey
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 8:44:47 AM
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Sleeping with two separate women, even if it's not at the same time, still sounds like a win to me.

A close friend of mine had that luxury once. Believe it or not... he didn't enjoy it. He was dating the one girl steadily for a while. Adding another girl randomly for a fling, just made things weird and complicated.

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shadowpal2
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 9:24:26 AM
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GET UP AND COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pillz81
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 2:50:26 PM

OOH WAH AH AH AH!

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Swavey
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 9:34:49 AM
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the song that should have been playing in your head was Atreyu - right side of the bed. WHO'S SLEEPING ON MY SIDE OF THE BEEEEEEEEDDDD, TONIIIIGHT!!??? LOL

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Fonzo
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 10:30:17 AM
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I knew it it was to good to be true sorry Ben or boy were you lucky to get out alive LOL

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SplendidBlended
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 11:25:38 AM
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Wtf at all of you.

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Shatterday
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:35:51 PM

So... you wannna hang out sometime?

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:36:36 PM

HA.

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SplendidBlended
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 11:29:33 AM
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I'm starting to think all men are disgusting pigs who look at females as nothing more then something to sleep with.
Lol wait. I already knew this.

And, I know this is going to come as a shock to all of you, but not all women are dumb little sluts like MIZZ COURTNEY and MIZZ AMY.

Find someone with a brain, Ben.

And, it's not our fault you all have an emotional range of a teaspoon.

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Hexen
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:00:55 PM

He's not trying to be offensive or anything he was just sharing a little insight into something wild that happened to him that many of his readers were asking him about,there's no need to be a feminist over this.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:54:02 PM

CobraSalad, I'm only going to say this once: I'm the most courteous, sensitive, pleasant man anyone could ever know. I may not have the most amount of "game" or whatever, but there's no bypassing the fact that I simply let things happen.

In no way did I say all women are like this, and in no way did I try to force anyone's hand at any time. This is ALL the two girls' doing. Now, you can be upset about that because it reflects poorly on your sex, but don't take it out on me. As for my "emotional range," I wouldn't dare compete with me in that category. That's one area I don't lack in.

I LOVE how all women assume scenarios like this are somehow always the fault of the man. In my experience, my dear girl, the people I've met who only care about sex and nothing else are FEMALE.

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Sir Shak
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:52:53 PM

Oh please , don't start with that whole "men don't have emotions" bullshit . We like sex and we are straightforward about it , noone in hell knows what women want . And I can assure you through first hand experience that women can be more cold hearted than men .

That said , wats up tutz ? / jk

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Mr Bitey
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 3:34:10 PM

"emotional range of a teaspoon" - made me lol.

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NiteKrawler
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 11:44:57 AM

Hey Cobra, stop quoting Harry Potter. :)

P.S. We don't see women as just things to sleep with. By the way, is that you in your pic? If so, you're cute. Wanna sleep with me?

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SubjectiveTruth
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 3:37:15 PM

Whatsa cobra salad?

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BikerSaint
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 12:20:21 AM

@CobraSalad,
Er...not all of us are slugs, but I don't mind riding a few hawgs now & then!
(just as long as it says Harley-davidson on the tank).

Oh, BTW I only use the teaspoons to sugarcoat my coffe cup.
But my emotions are big enough to fill a turkey baster(although I've never tried).

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King James
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 1:00:38 AM

@ Cobra Salad

Spoken like a true lady.

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pillz81
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 3:03:54 PM

@CobraSalad
"Hey Babe, you ever have your a&&h#le licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

How's that for a teaspoon sized emotional range?

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fluffer nutter
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:57:04 PM

Get a room. I'M JOKING! Put the controller down. What? NO! There is no way that you can fit that thing up there. Get away from me!

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 12:56:45 PM
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And we're getting off-topic. Just like in any other article, you can either address what's here or just ignore it. I do about one of these a month, compared to about 200 other PS3/Sony updates. So please do read those if you want.

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fluffer nutter
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:05:43 PM
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Cobra, this is just an article. I think you're assuming way too much and you gotta understand that there are lots of people with different views. No one is forcing any ideals on anyone, this is purely conversational. The pieces that Ben wrote were not disrespectful to women, in general, and were about the two women only. I'm certain that you obviously agree that not all women are the same as those two and I'm sure that many will agree with you but that is also opinion-based and everyone is entitled to their opinions. We have several males on here ranging from all scopes of the age spectrum and the comments they put are merely reflective of their environment. You may not be happy with their views but you gotta understand that again, this is an opinionated article, piece, series, etc.

I am pretty certain that you've already made up your mind and you probably will not look to reason why you would stay here. My suggestion would be to use the gaming aspect of this site, which it was designed for, and solely come here for that so that you do not find these offensive comments and get frustrated by what is presented in front of you. I added my comments in a comical, yet somewhat true, view but did not tell anyone or force anyone to believe that I am the authority on the subject matter here.

I welcome discussions with people that have their own views and my goal is never to force them to believe that what I type or say is right, but rather to get them to understand the other point of view.

Confuscious once said, "He who slaps a woman with one fish, gets a slap to the face. He who slaps a woman with many fish, better get a good head start."

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:21:23 PM

Fine, but the subject is dropped now.

Confuscious may have said that, but I say, "women don't ever stop, so don't encourage them."

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fluffer nutter
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:24:02 PM

I completely agree on all accounts, Ben. I just wanted to leave that last one to chew on. I'll be going back to drooling about GT5 and all of its majesty. That game is going to rule.

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Shatterday
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:33:45 PM
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Threesomes can be so awkward..

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WorldEndsWithMe
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:44:54 PM
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No one is stopping any females here from taking a few shots at our logic, but saying "all" men have no emotional range is a bit short sighted no? Then again, you ARE dealing with grown men who sit around playing games :P

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SarahPalinMILF
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:49:39 PM
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you guys should try to get the comments to 69 on this article...as of now its like 62 lol

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Vivi_Gamer
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 1:51:59 PM
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lol

I wonder if ben's hussies read on this site...

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Robochic
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 3:20:29 PM
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Aww Ben, you having problems with the nutcases it happens. Psst i have a secret for ya Woman love F*cking with mens heads it's a game to us LOL. Hell i'll be the first female EVER probably to admit I am a bit nuts but i also had 2 kids both born through c-section and deal with no sleep. Not sure about u're interesting woman i think they're on purposly screwing with you LOL or just a bit dumb.

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fluffer nutter
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 5:25:10 PM

Hey, robo, that's not a secret. ;)

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superjew
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 5:25:10 PM
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Honestly, if either of them posted this would go from interesting to epic, and probably hilarious.

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Alienange
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 9:55:24 PM
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I just knew Courtney wanted you to herself. I just knew it! She still does. I say take your pick or move on. Oh, and I also think the car ride home would have been a lot more awkward if you HAD had the threesome.

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BikerSaint
Saturday, June 06, 2009 @ 11:16:22 PM
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Hey Ben,
My take on the situation is that Amy's just too much on the wild side for you.
And that it could wind up causing you many problems later on, especially if you are the more laid-back type as that lets the chips fall as they will(so to speak).

I'm getting the vibe that Amy has either always been BI, or at least BI-curious, so now she's concocted/manipulated this situation to her advantage, by putting you in the middle of it, using you to get into Courtney too.

Don't forget..Amy wedged herself right into the thick of things just by contacting you.
Plus the fact you already said that Courtney knew about Amy doing so, so that means that Amy had already told her ahead of time.

Sound like Amy has produced her own screenplay in her mind & then sat down in the director's chair too, placing you into the cameo male role and then yelled "lights, action........
"CAMERAS ROLLING" .

The only way I see this ending is that Amy kills you off(hopefully, only relationship wise) after she gets the girl, or that our hero walks away, fading right out of her cracked, broken, motion-picture frame for good.

Now Courtney on the other hand, seems to be a much better suitable match.
And remember, she was the FIRST to show interest in you, that should account for a lot of extra plus signs in your "good book".
I'd give Courtney a call-back trying to rekindle that first flame, & just maybe you'll both shine brightly in the glow of those prior sparks.

Now about that dental hygienist, NO, NO, NO, "JUST SAY NO"!!!!!!
That's definitely a bad thing if you two should hook up and then the relationship goes sour.

You'd have to start looking for a new dentist, cause you certainly don't want her to be grinding away at your tonsils with those miniature power tools if she's the slightly-deranged type who seems to enjoy holding long, long, long, grudges.

And I imagine that it wouldn't be the least bit funny what other body parts of yours could suddenly go missing while you're under the spell of laughing gas.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 1:04:55 AM

I honestly can't get a read on Ms. Courtney lately. Amy is completely bonkers - that much I believe I've concluded - but I can't tell if Ms. Courtney is just thrown off by Ms. Amy's behavior, or she's cool on me, too.

I'm not really sure what to do right now. I'm hiding for the time being...we'll see what happens.

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fluffer nutter
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 1:17:14 AM

Well, Ben you still got your video games. ;)

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twenty8nine
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 1:51:44 AM
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I agree that a lot of people enjoy Ben's blogs, but I think that they should be separated from the other stories. Something as simple as putting "Ben's Blog:" before the title would distinguish it enough.

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fluffer nutter
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 2:27:25 AM

You can't tell what the subject matter may be about by the title and the pictures that he chooses? I don't see any correlation to video games with these side topics.

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Akuma07
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 4:02:13 AM
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It would be a real shame if either of these girls were reading these blogs hey ben.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Sunday, June 07, 2009 @ 11:18:13 PM

Meh. 'shrugs'

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BikerSaint
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 12:36:16 AM
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Yeah Ben, I kind of got the same vibe that Ms Court's hurt, & put off too.
And who knows, maybe "in her mindset", either you didn't protest the 3some, or you didn't protest it enough.

Make the 1st move, call just Courtney and see if you can get her take on the situation now as it stands, and hopfully you can smooth out those ruffled feathers she seems to be harboring now.

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King James
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 12:54:50 AM
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lol! Mr. Dutka, I have to say that that was a pretty entertaining read. If it makes you feel any better...u really didn't have a choice. The women kinda took the decision-making power outta your hands as soon as Ms. Amy called you.This scenario, I believe, few men could past up even with those doubts of a "good ending".

Its kinda like watching a karate flick. Sure you know how the story ends, but you watch it anyway. For what? For the fight scenes, of course. For the action, the SFX, the CG effects! So Ben, with that being said...are you happy with these action scenes? lol.

You know its not done yet, right? There's still some movie left.

I say take the high road and leave them both alone. Or take the scenic route and drop Amy, and get at Courtney. Then see what happens...O and it will be "scenic". Trust.

-KJ
"True Kings Never Die"

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COBB
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 1:30:37 PM
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Ben atleast you hooked up with both of them, a similar situation happened to me with my ex-girl, to make it short i was told to get that hook up, then busted in on before anything started and was accused of cheating. Talk about getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

Needless to say, embarrassed and pissed off altogether, I threw both the f'in psycho's out

P.S. This wasn't a drunkin one night thing, this had been brewing for a month or 2.

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Zapix
Monday, June 08, 2009 @ 4:48:57 PM
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Haha, was wondering what happened with all this, but I've been on vacation. Visiting an ex gf at that. I now fully understand what a friend was trying to tell me... "she's an ex for a reason" ... Wow, yeah.

Ben, all I can say is... Run while you can, while you have legs, while you're still in one piece... While headlines on CNN of "Gaming journalist wakes up like John Bobbit" or we all start calling you Benny Buttafuoco... After one tries to kill the other.

Eitherway, sounds messed up, but about right. As you said, women are not all there up there... But then, as I've said... We live in the same state, and the women around here might be the problem... Maybe.

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LegendarySai
Sunday, June 14, 2009 @ 12:46:06 PM
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all i can say is, duuuuuuuude...

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