There is no gameplay in this video. There isn't even a glimpse of the game. But it's just so damn hilarious, we thought you'd want to see it; we're sort of wondering how that dopey-looking dude got such a hot blonde wife, but that's irrelevant. The final few moments when the garage door comes down and he just starts "choking" again is downright priceless. Tecmo isn't trying to say Dead or Alive Paradise is something it isn't, after all. They're being very forthright about the whole thing and hey, why not laugh at ourselves every now and then?
3/31/2010 Ben Dutka