Okay, so your game isn't so great and isn't exactly selling like hotcakes. What to do? Well, it's simple- just gather up some really hot chicks, put them in all sorts of relatively compromising - yet oh so provocative - positions and let them promote the title. It doesn't matter what they say. It doesn't even matter what sort of gameplay you show. All that matters is...well, T&A, obviously.
7/6/2011 Ben Dutka