In Support Of CoD: It's All About Money, So It's A "Win"
Over the past weekend, we gave Call of Duty fans a chance to defend their favorite franchise. We got lots of submissions again but this time, not nearly as many were publishable (when compared to the CoD "hate editorials").
As such, we've decided to publish this "defense" - in quotes for a reason - of of CoD, which was the only one that could really be posted without intensely heavy editing. ...that may be a commentary on the CoD fanbase, but I won't get involved in that now.
Anyway, congrats to David Nelson, aka WorldEndsWithMe.
Call of Duty. The very name conjures up thoughts of epic military struggle, tense sniper crawls, and redecorating your surroundings with your friends' brain paste.
As the latest installment Black Ops II nears, I'd like to take a pause for the cause and thank the video game gods for giving us this gift of mayhem and destruction that has taken over living rooms across the country and the world. The mayhem and destruction we fans love so much is not just fictional, no my friends our favorite yearly game is causing true damage in the real world that furthers the betterment of gaming at large and society in general. Call of Duty is our weapon in the war on nerds, geeks, basement dwellers, otaku-ites and other flotsam and jetsam that must needs be wiped off our reasonably priced recycled map packs.
Listen folks, let's face it, the only thing that matters in this game of gaming is money. This is a business and as such it is the mission of CEO and hairpiece model Bobby Kotick to exploit us out of every dollar we and our parents can scrounge together. Who else can say that their favorite gaming franchise makes the most money by changing as little as possible? What other game can lay claim to so many sales records that when we fans post comments online we can win any argument with internet geeks simply by posting sales numbers as evidence?
And while we're on the subject of squashing long time gamer preferences, it's time we show that we are thankful that Call of Duty has led the way in gaming creativity and innovation that has done away with gameplay in other games that could threaten the top spot. By supporting the nonstop action, pick up and play interface, and twitchy twitter-like response times needed to play Call of Duty we are cutting a real life swath of destruction through such antiquated genres as the JRPG, survival/horror, platforming, and action/adventure.
Evidence around the industry in the form of the constant mention of our beloved CoD exists to prove that the sales behind it have forced the hand of developers that even include the once mighty Square Enix. My beer-soaked friends, we have infiltrated and nearly destroyed Final Fantasy, and you know as well as I that the only way to drive the anime-loving JRPG masses out of their holes and into the light of day where the sun will scorch their pale skin is to destroy their games from within.
Call of Duty doesn't just have control of the market, it has control of the press. You know as well as I do that they need to be told what to be excited about. Nobody is going to pay attention to some wanna-be military shooter as long as there is even a tiny piece of information to reveal to steal their headlines. I don't want to hear about some fancy new engine or amazing audio, if we let facts get in the way of our opinions about Call of Duty there could be chaos. That's why fans should be on standby to flood the boards with man-on-CoD love at every single bit of information and visually manipulated trailer we get.
Remember, every purchase of Call of Duty you make, every dollar you spend on its DLC, every hour you pour into its multiplayer is a blow stuck for us mainstreamers against the smug bastards who have owned this entertainment medium for far too long. So the next time you blast open your best friend's head in a match, picture a stereotypical gamer, because that's who suffers most from our franchise's success, and they need our tough love more than we need diversity in gaming.
Tags: call of duty, cod, call of duty games, gaming industry
5/21/2012 8:52:50 PM David Nelson
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Comments (70 posts)
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:46:16 AM
Akuma07
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 6:34:41 PM
bigrailer19
Monday, May 21, 2012 @ 10:57:10 PM
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"...that may be a commentary on the CoD fanbase, but I won't get involved in that now." and as for this quote, you pretty much involved yourself just by saying such. I know it's light hearted and maybe I can smile a little at it. But only because I am a huge CoD fan and more so fan of all games that, that remark just makes me laugh at the fact it was even said.
But good job world, you wrote a good piece, and somehow managed to get a piece belittling the franchise, into a request for pieces defending CoD.
Beamboom
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 3:55:33 AM
Ludicrous_Liam
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 6:37:36 AM
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:54:24 AM
And if anyone is insulted by this... then... get a F***ing life, seriously. lol
I play CoD a few times every week with the bros, and it's a good time. This piece of satire is hilarious. And my CoD-only loving friends thought so too. You have GOT to be able to laugh at yourself once in a while, else everything will insult you. Ya know?
Anyways, my advice is to read what World wrote and enjoy it. It's way more fun than walking around with panties all knotted up in yer arse!
bigrailer19
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 10:03:35 AM
When I said it was offensive I was meaning it to be towards the fact that this piece doesn't defend CoD, when it was supposed to. Not the writing itself.
Personally your tone makes you seem a little a upset that someone spoke up like I did. I respect you around here as much as world, but all of a sudden you brought a little hostility into this.
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 11:14:10 AM
So, long and short, it wasn't directed to you.
If anyone would get offended by someone "speaking up", it wouldn't likely be me. I love controversy, personally, and I wouldn't be offended just because you spoke up. What you spoke up against didn't even have anything to do with me. So why would I get upset?
So yeah. not directed at you. Not even a sly, undertone meant to poke at you. lol. Everything after the first paragraph wasn't intended to be to you. So sorry if it seemed that way.
But my comment does stand that anyone offended by the article or what ben wrote certainly does need to get a life. It's just such a non-issue...
Last edited by Underdog15 on 5/22/2012 11:22:13 AM
bigrailer19
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 1:59:45 PM
Secondly whatever your personal feelings are is fine with me. And if your "ballsy" enough to call someone out on the Internet... Awesome! ;)
Anyways I don't really see an issue, youve got some deeper issues that are outside what my comment pertained to.
bigrailer19
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 2:48:47 PM
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 3:17:44 PM
Seriously, those people need to get a life, and they know it. It's not a big deal and frankly, I'm surprised you even cared enough about what I wrote to continue to comment. But whatev's.
As for this comment, "Anyways I don't really see an issue, youve got some deeper issues that are outside what my comment pertained to. "
I'm not really sure what you're getting at. As you heard me "repeated times", I consider it a non-issue and wasn't directing it in any direction. People got just as confused with Zen's winning article last week. lol. And I clearly apologized for it seeming like it was pointed at you or at least for making it seem like it was.
It's simple, bigrailer19. It wasn't outside what your comments pertained to. You alluded to the fact that CoD fans could be insulted. I responded by saying if they are, they need to get the heck over it because it's such a non-issued no-big-deal kind of thing. There's really nothing deep about that at all, and I have no long-standing deep-rooted issues with it, either.
People just get offended by big-boy talk, I guess.
As for your allusion to my "ballsy" comment, I wasn't acting like I'm some ballsy person. I was sarcastically alluding to the fact that I'm not the kind of person to hide behind 3rd person comments when addressing someone. If I have an issue with you, I'll direct it to you. The "ballsy" thing isn't some claim to being able to be "blunt" for the sake of bluntness. I was saying you'll know if I'm talking to you... that's all. In otherwords, I don't take the cowardly 3rd person approach.
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Ludicrous_Liam
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 3:23:03 PM
Guess it's just the pedantic side of me talking, but I still bet the majority wasn't impresed that I won, because the review wasn't, well, impressing. I'm just wondering now that, if I were to do a review for this week, people won't vote for me purely for the fact I've already 'won'...which I guess is fair. Ehh. I'll probably do it anyway cuz it's fun :P
bigrailer19
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 4:07:49 PM
I still sense some hostility from you. You seem perturbed that someone could, be speaking out against this. I did say it was insulting but not what anyone said. I again, was referring to the fact that an article belittling CoD was published as defending it, with defending to be taken lightly. I'm a fan of the franchise and didn't see it being fit. Was it a good read? Absolutely. Was I offended by what Ben or World wrote? Absolutely not. Like you said there is no reason too. We agree on that, so I'm not sure why it got brought up.
But even then it is insulting to assume, CoD fans can't write well enough that it pertains to all CoD fans. Im a CoD fan, and feel I can write good enough. But I don't care to defend the game, or take the time to write about defending it. I've done enough of that in my life. But what was published does make me in some ways wish I would have written something, so it didn't have to be like this. As enjoyable to read as it was.
What I meant by outside my comment, was that if your first paragraph of your first reply was the only thing aimed at me, then the rest of what you said, and the rest of your comments in this thread are not concerning me. That's all I meant by that. Nothing personal or anything like that.
Oh and your "ballsy" comment... I know what you meant. Lol. I dont take you as some Internet tough guy. I just wanted to raz you a little about it because it could have been taken that way. Also there are so many of those types of people out there it makes the Internet is a crazy place. Trust me I've read enough of your comments, and again respect you round here enough, to know most of your demeanor.
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LimitedVertigo
Monday, May 21, 2012 @ 11:12:47 PM
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WorldEndsWithMe
Monday, May 21, 2012 @ 11:20:39 PM
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I was really aiming at a humorous runner-up position kind of like the "How CoD ruined my life" guest editorial but it seems there weren't any real defenders fit for publishing.
That said, I'll just reiterate while I have issues with the phenomenon I don't hate CoD and I've happily played them all with friends except MW3.
Thanks to Ben and the community. I'm only a little sorry the whole competition came out totally on the negative side but I don't think anyone should fault this site for that. This was pretty fun to write.
LimitedVertigo
Monday, May 21, 2012 @ 11:28:45 PM
Rogueagent01
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 4:25:09 AM
WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 12:32:01 PM
Akuma07
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 6:36:15 PM
WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 7:53:20 PM
Lawless SXE
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 1:42:12 AM
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ulsterscot
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 2:16:51 AM
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Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:31:47 AM
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 9:02:28 AM
And he's still an excellent writer because he's smart. You don't need education to be a good writer... and you shouldn't need one to write a comprehensive critique on CoD... but... alas and alack...
bigrailer19
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 3:13:03 PM
Writing no matter what it is, is very important and almost difficult to comprehend unless it is written well. You don't get to see facial expressions which is a large part of our communicating, so for a writer to get that across would definitely take a skill. That skill should be applied to even A "comprehensive critique" of something.
That's why it was easy to pick up on worlds article. He wrote it well.
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Beamboom
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 @ 3:01:06 AM
TechSmurfy
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 2:46:47 AM
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ZenChichiri
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 4:17:32 AM
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Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:33:04 AM
WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 12:33:39 PM
jimmyhandsome
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:34:44 AM
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"My beer-soaked friends, we have infiltrated and nearly destroyed Final Fantasy, and you know as well as I that the only way to drive the anime-loving JRPG masses out of their holes and into the light of day where the sun will scorch their pale skin is to destroy their games from within."
I can't believe that no one wrote a good piece that was worth publishing. Even allowing Ben to take some cheapshots at the CoD fanbase. Someone could've taken the whole "online gaming is now the norm" argument for why CoD has helped the industry (whether or not you agree with that argument would be the point of the piece)....but my writing skills are not up to snuff either.
br0d1n
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:37:29 AM
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That's not to say there isn't a grain of truth to the words above, but if there really wasn't a real article worthy of defending the game to this audience then I think my opinion of this community has dropped a bit. Honestly this belonged in the CoD Hate articles.
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:41:14 AM
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 9:01:24 AM
WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 12:35:33 PM
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 8:59:19 AM
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Although... I with people criticizing Ben... I almost wish he had just published the best "real" defense so we could see the best of the worst pieces of writing... The comments would have bashed it far worse than any snippity prologue ben might add... Could probably argue Ben did the authors of the defenses a favor...
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 9:02:20 AM
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 9:04:47 AM
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 9:18:17 AM
ZenChichiri
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 9:26:32 AM
Underdog15
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 11:23:11 AM
jimmyhandsome
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 11:32:01 AM
I just think that you do a disservice to some of your readers (and possibly alienate them), Ben, when you drop in comments and generalizations like "apparently nobody in the CoD community can form a sentence". I didn't care enough nor am I skilled enough to write a piece defending CoD, but I do enjoy playing it....as I do other games. There just seems to be a lot CoD hate on this site. I'm not insulted, but if I took the time to write a piece and send it in I probably would be with some of your comments.
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Stang
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 11:55:32 AM
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I don't mind paying $59.99 for a new version each year that I will get hundreds of hours of playtime out of - best bang for the buck entertainment wise I can think of. I get new locations, new maps, new weapons but it feels like slipping my foot into a comfortable old shoe - and I love it.
I am a hardcore Call of Duty fan boy and proud of it. Its the only game I buy and the only game I need.
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 2:53:37 PM
bigrailer19
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 3:16:14 PM
Seriously though, I don't know why someone wouldn't want to try and enjoy all games. I mean if something just isn't for you, don't bash it because you don't like it. Just admit it's not your type of game. And if you do like something, appreciate the fact that this hobby has plenty to support those who don't.
By the way Stang, that isn't really directed at you, but it fits within your comment.
WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 4:02:20 PM
DeusExMachina
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 2:48:43 PM
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ethird1
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 5:20:15 PM
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Worst. Review. Ever.
I loved Final Fantasy. But it turned into a glorified teenage love fest for effiminate(GAY) males and overpowered fairy princesses with gun swords killing legends of warriors with autmatic guns with one swing, while dancing and wearing hot pants.
Final Fantasy killed FF, NOT COD!
Americans make the BEST RPGS now, see Skyrim and especially Kingdoms of Amalur. Americans make the best actions games, see Batman Arkham and Uncharted. Americans make the best sports games and Americans, hands DOWN, make the best damn first person shooters. COD comes to mind with this. But don't forget Borderlands!! ( I need a new Doom game!!)
COD hasnt hurt the game industry in way, except the egos of rpgers and other hurt nerds who want thier favorite gaming to be number one, and not FPS. BTW .... we are ALL gaming nerds, fpsers or rpgers. I am both.
I remember when people said the same thing about Madden football.
This COD hate message wasn't hidden very well at all.
Tonight when I play BF3, I shall destroy the enemy and imagine I am blowing up World and his evil commy, fps hating, liberal libtard, Obama voting wussies.
WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 5:53:32 PM
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 @ 5:57:07 PM
ulsterscot
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 @ 3:03:50 AM
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So Ben didn't get a lot of literate entries from COD fans - and the ones he got were - well disappointing ..
However perhaps there are more reasons behind this than merely COD fans are all morons etc etc. Perhaps the majority of COD fans are more of the casual gamer variety and do not read gaming websites - where as RPG gamers are more likely 'hardcore' and frequent websites like this.
As Ben's obvious distaste for COD fans who he feels all have an FU attitude to everyone else, perhaps readers who play COD had a "Whats the point" attitude to composing an entry that would likely not be viewed favorably by most of the readership - I dunno.
What I do know is that I love COD (with the occasional dose of BF3) as my multiplayer game of choice - , I also love the campaigns for UC3, ME3, KZ3, Gears of War 3, Resistance 3, Infamous 2 etc etc - and only have an FU attitude to those who seem to take more joy insulting COD and its players as "sheep" or whatever other condescending insult is popular than they do enjoying their own games of choice.
I've already stated my reasons for loving COD many times on here and I won't be typing them out again - but suffice to say - COD will continue to be enjoyed by millions for a few more years at least despite what gamers who prefer other genres may wish. Haters will hate.
ethird1
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 @ 7:19:07 AM
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Real men play COD. The others just whine about it and play with their dolls because, well, effiminate male nerds are people too.
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TechSmurfy
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 @ 5:22:28 PM
Wow. I love your delicate, wavering way of approach. I guess this is the year's new joke. The reason people like you still hang around PSXE eludes me.
Oh and I should not forget that epicness of a paragraph in your previous comment about what Americans and only Americans do best.
Unless you were being ironical, which would be weirdly wicked.
DjStiv3
Thursday, May 24, 2012 @ 1:18:45 PM
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DjStiv3
Thursday, May 24, 2012 @ 1:22:07 PM
Reaper_505
Thursday, May 24, 2012 @ 3:34:09 PM
I did actually enjoy reading World's submission though. Punctuation, spelling, and capitalization are very helpful.
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Draguss
Thursday, May 24, 2012 @ 7:59:28 PM
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