Date A Gamer's Dating Advice Too Embarrassing For Words
See Full ImageIt's not amusing. It's just flat-out painful.
The UK's popular Date a Gamer website has since birthed a spin-off, Shag a Gamer, which is - if possible - even more pathetic and embarrassing. And now, they've gone a step further by having girls tell guys what it takes to get 'em into bed.
They've launched a YouTube channel featuring a few scantily clad chicks giving dim-witted, horridly common-sense and cliched advice to gamers who are apparently very hard up for a date. All of this implies that not only are men who play video games complete social freaks, but they're also borderline brain-dead.
I'm all for tongue-in-cheek fun. I defended the obvious satire that was Duke Nukem Forever. But watching this will lower one's IQ and will in no way assist anyone with getting a girl. It's...sad. This had to be said.
Tags: date a gamer, shag a gamer, date a gamer videos, date a gamer youtube
9/20/2012 1:06:06 PM Ben Dutka
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cLoudou
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 1:32:16 PM
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blakkternalx520
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 1:38:55 PM
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xenris
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 2:27:44 PM
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Highlander
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 2:28:59 PM
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Ben, why did you inflict this upon us? Why? Why!!!
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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 3:49:04 PM
Just ick.
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jugheadjones
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 2:34:22 PM
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iwillbetheone
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 9:29:54 PM
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jimmyhandsome
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 2:44:21 PM
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TheWuziMu
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 3:00:38 PM
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coverton341
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 3:04:17 PM
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I could never have figured these things out without these youtube videos and this site. I'm going to go out and buy some clothes that don't look like I dragged myself out of Kurt Cobain's basement sale, take a shower (I hear women like hygiene as well), and go out there and shag me a bird.
Thanks Date-a-Gamer, you've turned my life around.
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Neo_Aeon666
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 8:52:40 PM
Last edited by Neo_Aeon666 on 9/20/2012 8:53:00 PM
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JLB1
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 3:20:24 PM
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"Hey baby, I just pushed up on the joystick, pressed 'r1', and double tapped 'x'. Does that turn you on?"
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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 3:21:35 PM
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Gordo
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 3:32:22 PM
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Times must have changed! They are wanting more...
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wackazoa
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 4:18:03 PM
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This is some seriously funny stuff Ben.
Last edited by wackazoa on 9/20/2012 4:22:12 PM
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wackazoa
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 4:21:01 PM
So Jack the ripper was a ladies man ?
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BikerSaint
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 6:55:23 PM
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They're just there to suck the money out of your wallets.
And(allegedly), according to an another true gaming site who investigated into their background, that for the clueless that just had to find out for themselves that the site was scammy, then trying to get a refund... then sends you from one site to another, and then on to numerous different phone numbers where they use high-pressure hype to keep you & paying even more.
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fatelementality
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 6:55:47 PM
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BikerSaint
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 7:07:17 PM
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Was it those high protein Milkbone dog biscuits....
...or the more meaty Beggin'Strips???
All I can say is that those models were "Ruff, Ruff"
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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 7:57:58 PM
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Underdog15
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 11:56:04 PM
(Or the director is a d!ck and a moron.)
Last edited by Underdog15 on 9/20/2012 11:56:14 PM
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tes37
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 8:49:08 PM
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They don't look like gamers, but they do look a little gamey.
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BikerSaint
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 9:18:15 PM
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FYI,
There's a good article done that has entirely discredited these 2 "fake gamer" sites.....
http://www.pcgamesn.com/article/truth-behind-shag-gamer
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BikerSaint
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 9:22:06 PM
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7m2rpTTNk1rba94fo2_500.gif
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gunblademaster
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 9:54:21 PM
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duomaxwell007
Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 10:14:44 PM
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DeusExMachina
Friday, September 21, 2012 @ 3:10:49 PM
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WorldEndsWithMe
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Thursday, September 20, 2012 @ 1:29:34 PM
"H-e-l-l-o, I am a robotic woman with a British accent. I read from cue cards very very slowly."