Dragon's Crown Sorceress In Danger Of A Wardrobe Malfunction
Dragon's Crown looks like it's going to be lots of fun, especially for those who recall the good ol' days of arcade side-scrolling goodness with a great fondness.
The game has lots of appeal, and more depth than classic titles like Golden Axe. The artistic presentation is excellent, the character models are slick and clean, and the action appears to be entertaining and even downright addictive.
And then there's the Sorceress. She makes every Dead or Alive girl look like a Sunday School teacher. Her proportions are so ridiculously out of whack, one wonders how her breasts don't slap her upside the head when she jumps. She must've cast a spell on her two sizes too small bra to make it hold the way it does. Any character that goes adventuring with her should suffer a handicap of some kind; he'd be prone to just standing, mouth agape, in the midst of a battle.
Don't get what I mean? Watch this.
4/13/2013 11:12:09 AM Ben Dutka