Erotic Game Gets Hands-Free Peripherals...Parents Flee In Terror
See Full ImageWhether this is a glimpse into the bizarre and surreal future of gaming, or whether it's just typical over-the-top Japanese fare, we can't decide. We can only describe it, and then step back and wonder to ourselves, "...what the hell?"
What you're looking at here is a kinda like the Wii-mote; it goes with a video game, and it...uh...does stuff, but it's also hands-free. It's known as the SOM, designed by game developer Overflow (you'll laugh at that in a second), and it's a "dream device" that goes with their erotic game, Cross Days. According to Kotaku, the game's official website says the SOM "moves in real time to corresponding on-screen motions during 'climax scenes.'" The final quote, which really had us almost on the floor, is: "Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!" And oh, it doesn't end there. These guys have more "devices" for the electronic pleasure seekers, and they're featured over at the aforementioned site. The SOM is for men, but they've got one for the ladies, too, which...er...well, you can guess what it might look like. There's nothing explicit on the home page, but we're warning you that this isn't a site to visit when at work or in front of shocked-out-of-their-shoes parents. So visit at your own risk.
The manufacturer notes that it uses a material called "septon" in these little toys, which is used in some medical devices. Well, whatever, but if this is the future of interactive gaming, we don't know whether we should laugh or cry. We can't talk about this anymore; just draw your own conclusions. Sheesh.
12/8/2008 Ben Dutka
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Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:21:30 AM
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ThePoetRazel
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:50:34 AM
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Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:16:17 AM
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Troy Powers
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:28:11 AM
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I've been playing video games all my life for this moment. :D
I wonder if they sell Non-Asian sizes.
Honestly, this is some crazy sh*t. Seems like the closer we get to our computers, the farther we get from human interactions.
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Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:32:38 AM
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BikerSaint
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 5:56:28 PM
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If nothing else, my curiosity would want to know info about the actual game, rather than that supposedly...........er......
"1-person shooter".
Although, it could make for a real coffe-table conversation piece, for those who are human- challenged(but I have my doubt's that they'd even let another 2-legged air breather into thier abode).
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coldbore
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 7:51:48 PM
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BikerSaint
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 8:24:05 PM
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"Hey Doc, I tripped & fell onto.....er......
my grandma's antique cake mixer, so can you remove it?"
"I also need you to remove a large ass mole too." " And Doc, long story short here, but while you're probing my hemmorroids, if you should so happen to see my long lost pet girbil, well....you know what to do"!
Or maybe he would already be prepared for any future "pressing engagements", by pre-ordering
himself a few dozen gift cards from "Roto-Rooter.
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ThePoetRazel
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Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:14:11 AM
The site itself doesn't mention any game. I think this is probably a hoax using a real product to seem credible. I gotta call bs on this one.