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Erotic Game Gets Hands-Free Peripherals...Parents Flee In Terror

Whether this is a glimpse into the bizarre and surreal future of gaming, or whether it's just typical over-the-top Japanese fare, we can't decide. We can only describe it, and then step back and wonder to ourselves, "...what the hell?"

What you're looking at here is a kinda like the Wii-mote; it goes with a video game, and it...uh...does stuff, but it's also hands-free. It's known as the SOM, designed by game developer Overflow (you'll laugh at that in a second), and it's a "dream device" that goes with their erotic game, Cross Days. According to Kotaku, the game's official website says the SOM "moves in real time to corresponding on-screen motions during 'climax scenes.'" The final quote, which really had us almost on the floor, is: "Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!" And oh, it doesn't end there. These guys have more "devices" for the electronic pleasure seekers, and they're featured over at the aforementioned site. The SOM is for men, but they've got one for the ladies, too, which...er...well, you can guess what it might look like. There's nothing explicit on the home page, but we're warning you that this isn't a site to visit when at work or in front of shocked-out-of-their-shoes parents. So visit at your own risk.

The manufacturer notes that it uses a material called "septon" in these little toys, which is used in some medical devices. Well, whatever, but if this is the future of interactive gaming, we don't know whether we should laugh or cry. We can't talk about this anymore; just draw your own conclusions. Sheesh.

12/8/2008 Ben Dutka

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Comments (38 posts)

ThePoetRazel
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:14:11 AM
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Sorry to break it to you but that is actually a picture of the Som Rocket Sex Machine and has been on the market for years. It's nothing to do with a game.
The site itself doesn't mention any game. I think this is probably a hoax using a real product to seem credible. I gotta call bs on this one.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:21:30 AM

http://crossdays.0verflow.com/index.html

Scroll down to the updates and click the 08-12-05 update.

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ThePoetRazel
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:50:34 AM

Still no game as far as i can see. Only a video. Basically, it's a male masturbater that switches on at certain points in the movie. Does a sex machine with a timer count as a video game these days?

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ThePoetRazel
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 12:51:20 PM

@itsme: Have a little respect with your comments please. Name calling is going too far by a long shot.

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ImTheMan
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 6:50:11 PM

it isnt for games ben is just a jackass

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Ed_Wayne
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:16:17 AM
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HAHAHAHA go to the website and look at the animated pictures.

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Vivi_Gamer
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:21:14 AM
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Looks snug, count me in!

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Troy Powers
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:28:11 AM
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AWESOME!!!
I've been playing video games all my life for this moment. :D
I wonder if they sell Non-Asian sizes.

Honestly, this is some crazy sh*t. Seems like the closer we get to our computers, the farther we get from human interactions.

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MasLB51
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 7:15:57 PM

dude......thats not cool......

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Joe_III
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:32:38 AM
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A large-sized USB Pocket Pussy? meh...doubt it's better than my wife...

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SarahPalinMILF
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 2:26:33 PM

Yea...your wife is pretty good...lol

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Troy Powers
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 3:53:28 PM

lol...Joe, you kinda set yourself up for that one.

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Joe_III
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 5:06:42 PM

oh noes! insulted on teh intertubes! whatever shall I do?

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bearbobby
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 5:31:10 PM

Oooh, snap!

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Papa Burgundy
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:38:33 AM
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Unfreakinbelievable.

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Buckeyestar
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 11:44:34 AM
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Honestly, who couldn't have predicted something like this would appear eventually?

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Scarecrow
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 12:06:21 PM
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lol...

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DeadReaper
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 12:15:02 PM
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Ok, so do you buy this in a game store or the sex shop? I hope to god stores like walmart dont have demos for this. How would you tell your wife about the STD, "well you see honey, I was christmas shoping at walmart and they had this game demo.....".

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NiteKrawler
Tuesday, December 09, 2008 @ 9:32:30 PM

lmfao

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Vivi_Gamer
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 12:30:54 PM
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erm, so hows this a game exactly lol, i understand how teh machine moves but how is it controlled, i couldunderstand if it functioned to a movie, but as a game i dont see any input from the player which gives it a competetive element, also, i wonder if the shops will accept refunds....

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coldbore
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 2:10:19 PM
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this is messed up, just to say a bunch of people got together and said "hey, lets make a game that "pleasures" the player, we'll make loads of cash" :P

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MetalHead09
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 2:37:10 PM
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yuh know, thats just funny.

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shaydey77
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 2:55:06 PM
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i hear immersion already want royalties for the ANY vibration functions used...heeheehee!

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coldbore
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 3:03:12 PM
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this must be for people without girlfriends or... LIVES!! XD

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Jed
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 3:10:40 PM
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I imagine they would have to make it a little bigger if they wanted to bring it to america.

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bearbobby
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 5:34:50 PM

Amen mate ;-)

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WorldEndsWithMe
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 3:19:04 PM
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*Smacks forehead* can we use this in Home? Haha

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Bugzbunny109
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 4:53:46 PM
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In the physics field we call this the "giggle factor". I went on the website and i have to say this is abyssmal! The female's SOM looks like male genitals! LoL.........

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WelcomeOblivion
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 5:16:24 PM
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WTF!!!

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Wage SLAVES
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 5:45:28 PM
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Why didn't I think of this?!!!!

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BikerSaint
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 5:56:28 PM
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Double WTF!!!!!

If nothing else, my curiosity would want to know info about the actual game, rather than that supposedly...........er......
"1-person shooter".

Although, it could make for a real coffe-table conversation piece, for those who are human- challenged(but I have my doubt's that they'd even let another 2-legged air breather into thier abode).

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coldbore
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 7:51:48 PM
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i wonder if it will have a multiplayer story to the game? i can see that will go well :p

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NiteKrawler
Tuesday, December 09, 2008 @ 9:36:40 PM

First to go "WEEEEE!!!" wins!

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AntDC
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 7:54:26 PM
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Crazy. Just crazy...

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BikerSaint
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 8:24:05 PM
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Hmmm. I can see it now if the "player"(not) should get stuck.....

"Hey Doc, I tripped & fell onto.....er......
my grandma's antique cake mixer, so can you remove it?"
"I also need you to remove a large ass mole too." " And Doc, long story short here, but while you're probing my hemmorroids, if you should so happen to see my long lost pet girbil, well....you know what to do"!

Or maybe he would already be prepared for any future "pressing engagements", by pre-ordering
himself a few dozen gift cards from "Roto-Rooter.




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Archangel
Monday, December 08, 2008 @ 10:53:23 PM
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I bet this is a "FPS" game hahaha!! also what the hell is up with that guy and his borat speedo outfit and his teeth in the video?? i wonder what kind of gaming parties they have over in japan. i need to make a trip to visit that maid in the video.

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Zorigo
Tuesday, December 09, 2008 @ 11:40:48 AM
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he=ard about this before. HMM. it seems like a future in sex toys

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cadpig
Tuesday, December 09, 2008 @ 9:20:49 PM
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Now, i've seen everything, Ha,ha,ha

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