The PS3 Is A Sexy Chick Magnet
You may laugh. You may scoff. You may consider this a lame attempt by a Sony fansite (and the second the word "fansite" escapes your lips, we beat you to a bloody pulp with a crowbar) to promote the PlayStation 3. You might think it's a weird little opinion piece designed to be charmingly unique and appealing...well, perhaps the latter is true.
We all know that ladies are starting to become more involved with gaming with every passing year, but if you're currently on the dating scene or have already scored the fabulous filly, you need a console that gels with the relationship. And while one could make arguments for the Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii, one has to look at the bigger picture. Check it out; the best reasons why the PS3 is the perfect chick magnet. No, seriously.
Blu-Ray = Johnny Depp in perfect high-def
Look, even though the man is typically the tech fiend in any given relationship, everyone can appreciate the best of the best in terms of video visuals. Special effects and slam-bang action movies aren't the only types of films that benefit from something like Blu-Ray; the chick flicks will jerk twice the number of tears when viewed in high definition. The male hunks are even more in-your-face (and more annoying for the boyfriend). At the end of the day, every couple will enjoy a Blu-Ray player, and the PS3 is not only the best one on the market according to recent statistics, it has got plenty more to offer...
Playing online DOESN'T cost us anything extra, dear!
Girlfriends and wives have long since bemoaned the fact that playing video games online incurs an extra cost, and when there's two people involved with the bills, it can be a sore topic of conversation. In the case of the PS3, not only is it completely free, but you can peruse the PlayStation Store free of charge as well...and that means showing your girl games like Magic Ball, Lumines Supernova and more. You know, those little puzzle games that remind her of the Flash games she plays at work when she's bored. Those cost money, yes, but it costs nothing to look, and when she knows you're online, she knows it can't be considered a paid luxury.
The Dual Shock 3 fits her cute hand better
Oh, don't get all offended, ladies; it's a compliment! While the 360's S controller is certainly smaller than the original Xbox controller, it's still larger than the Dual Shock 3. Furthermore, there's all that motion sensing that comes along with it - "see honey, the Wii isn't the only system that lets you move your hands around" - and the girl may even find it familiar. Let's face it: even if she has never been a gamer, there are hundreds of millions of PlayStation consoles around the world, and therefore, hundreds of millions of controllers. There's a darn good chance she has laid hands on a Sony gamepad at least once in her life, and yep, they're all designed exactly the same. Win, win, win.
Black goes with everything
The PS3 is a sexy machine, and a sleek black piece of electronic equipment is always easy on the eyes. It's never an eyesore and while the white of the 360 and Wii can draw attention, the PS3 fits beautifully in any dark-colored entertainment center. It also goes with most televisions, pieces of stereo equipment, and even furniture, so if your girl is into the whole interior decorating thing, the PS3 is perfect. True, it's a larger, heavier unit but once it's in place, it blends quite nicely. You may not give a rat's ass what the thing looks like or if it clashes with its surroundings, but then again, you also didn't know that cranberry "looked good on you." That is, until she told you.
There you have it. The PS3 is one helluva sexy chick magnet, isn't it?
1/27/2009 Ben Dutka
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ps92117
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:21:22 AM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:28:19 AM
WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:25:57 PM
Nynja
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:52:19 PM
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Though, my girl and I both own a PS3 and 360 (yes, we each have our own systems) and she adores her PS3. She loves the ability to listen to music, watch videos on the Internet on the big screen (yeah, so I gave the big screen to her) and play online for free. We both had XBL Gold memberships, but recently canceled them due to disatisfaction with the priced service.
So... I would have to say that Ben is right.
food86
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:53:50 PM
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:01:42 PM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:40:37 AM
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:03:45 PM
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:18:16 PM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:30:03 AM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:32:33 AM
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:42:10 PM
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For some reason while typing this I came up with a really good ad for the PS3 with James Bond. You know, cause he has all his little gadgets and the PS3 does so much.
Just an idea. I think it would sell millions of PS3s.
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:47:28 AM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:00:43 AM
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i've eased the tensions by showing her how wonderful the PS3 is for the BOTH of us. since then she's been hooking up her ipod to it, watching her chick flick in hi def, playing SF and MK games, and some of her classic PS2 games with it. she's been using it almost as much as i have and now its making me jealous. im thinking her next present will be her OWN PS3...
King James
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:11:48 AM
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Thanx PS3! I probably could've done it without you, but you sure did make it easier. *gives the patented thumbs up and wink*
Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:16:59 AM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 6:11:54 AM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:14:46 PM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:59:56 AM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:32:27 AM
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Its where you can control the vibration on a 360 controller for as long as you want!
Talk about attracting the ladies. Just dont let her know about it. As she may soon be having an affair with your game console.
whooka
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 7:10:45 AM
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Is it possible alot of women dig them because of the high price tag? Most women have an innate disposition to the finer things in life most likely because money typically equals status and biologically they are drawn to the leader of the pack types to ensure fertilization by strong genes. The PS3 is the equivalent of a Lexus in both look and cost, few female hormones can resist it's lure.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 11:31:35 AM
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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:32:57 PM
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:35:36 PM
PS3_Wizard
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:23:18 PM
"Bitch! This is MY hobby! I'm the man, I'm the boss, I'm the brother that paid the cost! Step off or get told off, and when you speak to me say SIR!"
If she replies with anger or anything other than yes sir, be sure to follow up with a firm back hand to the face.
To add to the insult, be sure to heavily dust your hand with baby powder.
If you follow Dr. PS3 Wizard's instructions to the T, you will soon be enjoying your PS3 everyday WHILE getting all the putang you want!
Glad I could help!
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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:42:54 PM
Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:51:42 PM
BikerSaint
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:32:45 PM
Tell her to look at the PS3 as a "bag of swag" that all the hollywood, highstepping, redcarpet, A-list, in-crowd types get....
"Oh baby, the PS3 IS just the bag, but inside, it's loaded down with tons of great swag items just for you baby"!!!!!
(Anyways, there's not many women who won't salivate when they hear the words "free" & "swag" in the same sentence).
coverton341
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:06:17 PM
PS3_Wizard
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:23:41 PM
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shaydey77
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:42:28 PM
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As for the chick magnet..my gf knows i love mine. She buys me nothing but games for it..so ill hold on to her for another while!!Still her over da PS3 anyday..sorry if i offend anyone!
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 5:55:24 PM
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bigrailer19
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 1:33:30 AM
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yeah i hear ya man, i actually was justt recently laid off less than a week ago this has een goin on forever so... but i know what your tryin to say. and yes i am looking for work she knows that too... also i ussually get most of my time to play now when she is at work but, before this i played when she was doing her make up or "getting ready" so i find time... good lookin out, by the way is maybe 15 hrs a week too much? most of the plying time is on the weekends and maybe 1-2 hours a night i got off @ 3:30 she gets off at 6 so that left me the time inbetween to play. then weekends so???? im just curious how much others play too ya know i got people on my friends list that will be on when i log on and be on when i log off so????
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Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 6:32:03 PM
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we got up at 2am this morning and just got back at around sixish this afternoon and we were on the road that whole time.
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