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The PS3 Is A Sexy Chick Magnet

You may laugh. You may scoff. You may consider this a lame attempt by a Sony fansite (and the second the word "fansite" escapes your lips, we beat you to a bloody pulp with a crowbar) to promote the PlayStation 3. You might think it's a weird little opinion piece designed to be charmingly unique and appealing...well, perhaps the latter is true.

We all know that ladies are starting to become more involved with gaming with every passing year, but if you're currently on the dating scene or have already scored the fabulous filly, you need a console that gels with the relationship. And while one could make arguments for the Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii, one has to look at the bigger picture. Check it out; the best reasons why the PS3 is the perfect chick magnet. No, seriously.

Blu-Ray = Johnny Depp in perfect high-def

Look, even though the man is typically the tech fiend in any given relationship, everyone can appreciate the best of the best in terms of video visuals. Special effects and slam-bang action movies aren't the only types of films that benefit from something like Blu-Ray; the chick flicks will jerk twice the number of tears when viewed in high definition. The male hunks are even more in-your-face (and more annoying for the boyfriend). At the end of the day, every couple will enjoy a Blu-Ray player, and the PS3 is not only the best one on the market according to recent statistics, it has got plenty more to offer...

Playing online DOESN'T cost us anything extra, dear!

Girlfriends and wives have long since bemoaned the fact that playing video games online incurs an extra cost, and when there's two people involved with the bills, it can be a sore topic of conversation. In the case of the PS3, not only is it completely free, but you can peruse the PlayStation Store free of charge as well...and that means showing your girl games like Magic Ball, Lumines Supernova and more. You know, those little puzzle games that remind her of the Flash games she plays at work when she's bored. Those cost money, yes, but it costs nothing to look, and when she knows you're online, she knows it can't be considered a paid luxury.

The Dual Shock 3 fits her cute hand better

Oh, don't get all offended, ladies; it's a compliment! While the 360's S controller is certainly smaller than the original Xbox controller, it's still larger than the Dual Shock 3. Furthermore, there's all that motion sensing that comes along with it - "see honey, the Wii isn't the only system that lets you move your hands around" - and the girl may even find it familiar. Let's face it: even if she has never been a gamer, there are hundreds of millions of PlayStation consoles around the world, and therefore, hundreds of millions of controllers. There's a darn good chance she has laid hands on a Sony gamepad at least once in her life, and yep, they're all designed exactly the same. Win, win, win.

Black goes with everything

The PS3 is a sexy machine, and a sleek black piece of electronic equipment is always easy on the eyes. It's never an eyesore and while the white of the 360 and Wii can draw attention, the PS3 fits beautifully in any dark-colored entertainment center. It also goes with most televisions, pieces of stereo equipment, and even furniture, so if your girl is into the whole interior decorating thing, the PS3 is perfect. True, it's a larger, heavier unit but once it's in place, it blends quite nicely. You may not give a rat's ass what the thing looks like or if it clashes with its surroundings, but then again, you also didn't know that cranberry "looked good on you." That is, until she told you.

There you have it. The PS3 is one helluva sexy chick magnet, isn't it?

1/27/2009 Ben Dutka

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Comments (106 posts)

food86
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:37:21 PM
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agree to all those pointers. since I've had my ps3 I've had about 4 girlfriends and everytime we go to my place "wink" I fire up the ps3 to set music for the mood and she starts looking at it and says is that a playstation? couple mins later she starts exploring the xmb and is impressed with the blu ray movie and music, one of them sounded stupid and said this is like a computer but cooler. I was like yeah wanna see my room? "wink" but yeah from my experience ben has a point. good ol ben must have some experience also to post something like this. props ben

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Robochic
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:37:53 PM
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LOL oh man this is the best article todate. I'm a girl and i have to admit it's defently a chick magnet. I love it and it matches our sexy 37inch lcd lg tv :) good article ben oh and its true about the controller it's very much smaller for my girly hands.

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chicko1983
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:08:43 PM

mines a 52inch

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ps92117
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:21:22 AM

wow thats messed up, you should get it that examined, chicko.

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:28:19 AM

Aaah sh*t. I've to watch what say around here, now.

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godsman
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:44:45 PM
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I have been a long time reader to Psxextreme, but always had trouble joining the site. Its nice to join the PS3 family.

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WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:25:57 PM

Welcome chief, try to sign up to the forums too. We need more people posting in there.

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Nynja
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:52:19 PM
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LMAO! You crack me up!

Though, my girl and I both own a PS3 and 360 (yes, we each have our own systems) and she adores her PS3. She loves the ability to listen to music, watch videos on the Internet on the big screen (yeah, so I gave the big screen to her) and play online for free. We both had XBL Gold memberships, but recently canceled them due to disatisfaction with the priced service.

So... I would have to say that Ben is right.

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food86
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 10:53:50 PM
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welcom aboard godsman, psx is prob the best site to get your ps3 news without the other crap like other sites tend to do. for some reason its a cool and hip thing to bash the ps3 for whatever reason. and this site atleast maintains credibility with their topics that are well portrayed and unbiased in any way or form. Ben does a great job!

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godsman
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:01:42 PM

Yea... this site does do a good job at staying neutral and just have fans chat about PS3 gaming. One thing i dont like about this site is the April Fool articles. Its like i know its coming but i keep falling for them, haha.

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:40:37 AM

Aah yes. The discless ps3. I had prior knowledge of the date, so I didn't fall for it.

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PSN _HAITIAN_JB
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:03:45 PM
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Lol good one Ben, yes PS3 is a sexy beast yeah! baby yeah!!

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InfiniteRetro
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:18:16 PM
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lol i got the ps3 because of the play tv thingy. lol that was my opening line for my lady. 'but honey, you can record all the shows you may miss' lol good article mate from one ben to another:)

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Landser1
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:25:09 PM
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Running out of subjects to post yeah? Still, quite an interesting, different and... unexpected subject for a post placed under the PS3 NEWS category but hey, f?ck that eh, it made me laugh.

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Akuma07
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:03:21 AM

hater....

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WorldEndsWithMe
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:30:44 PM
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Let's not forget all the neat things that can be inserted in her.

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Shatterday
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:39:05 PM

HAHA
but that would make it a... lesbian magnet?

I think I peed a little...

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ps92117
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:30:03 AM

what, oh god, back and front as well ,lol, sorry had to get that off.

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:32:33 AM

Gentlemen, gentlemen. There are ladies around here (possibly). There will be no more talk of inserting things, exploding engines, t&a, or what have you.

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coverton341
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:32:57 PM

Well, what about S&M?

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Shatterday
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:42:10 PM
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I'm surprised this post was so short. I mean, I could go on and on about how I myself make the PS3 a sexy chick magnet and from the way Ben likes to go on about his weight lifting hobby, I'm sure he could too!

For some reason while typing this I came up with a really good ad for the PS3 with James Bond. You know, cause he has all his little gadgets and the PS3 does so much.

Just an idea. I think it would sell millions of PS3s.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:47:28 AM

Um...I would just like to say that I have only ONCE mentioned my weightlifting hobby in in my entire tenure at PSXE. Since then, it's everyone ELSE who keeps bringing it up, for some reason. Heh.

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somethingrandom
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:45:45 AM

Ben, I thought you've mentioned it yourself 2-3 times...

BTW, you should have never made the comments section. I end up spending WAY too much time on the site now.

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:58:20 AM

Just as long as it does not advertise a prepackaged copy of the latest Bond game ;)

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Akuma07
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:05:31 AM

perhaps the biographies about ben and arnold werent such a good idea? hahaha

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MARNEY
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 @ 11:59:12 PM
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The Bond idea rocks.. Funny stuff Ben.lol.

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pavlovic
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:17:56 AM
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lol... nice laughs before bed.

Peace out

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Qubex
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:45:15 AM
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Lest not forget, if you should give your Ps3 a hug in front of your lady... a wave of jealousy will ensue...

Q!

"i aM hOMe"

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:53:59 AM

And then when she leaves, you look longingly into the chrome of your ps3, and croon, "I know baby, you'll never leave me." Then, one day you return home, to find it in pieces, and as it dies in your arms, you look up and cry to the Heavens, "Whhyyyyyy!!!"

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Deleted User
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:57:15 AM

lol

Af that was rich.

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Qubex
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:16:52 AM

LOL!

Q!

"i aM hOmE"

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Akuma07
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:07:11 AM

aftab....

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

nice.nice.

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Orvisman
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:14:17 AM

LOL!

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:18:51 PM

And as a disclaimer, I must say on behalf of Q and myself that previous remarks were not a mockery of ps3 or it's lovers, as I am one, but a warning about jealous girlfriends ;)

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Jed
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:01:27 AM
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In my experience the wii is the one the chicks like. The ps3 (not to mention most video games) is just intimidating.

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Akuma07
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:08:47 AM

most of the girls i know would think the ps3 is too complicated. ditzy blondes anyone?

but um yeah, the wii, i can understand why, i mean the system is pretty much made for 5 year olds hahaha.

*note. my last comment was not ment to offend or flame anyone.

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AceTatsujin
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:16:47 AM
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good article. i like this.

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ps92117
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:26:52 AM
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I think the biggest chick game ever would have to be mirrors edge, which had exclusive dlc for ps3. and for some reason lot of girls like devil may cry.

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Akuma07
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:14:57 AM

a chick friend of mine.
LOVED final fantasy.

shes the only person, that ive met so far that loved FF7 as much as me. (in my suburb)

thats like one of the biggest plus' for a chick, if she plays playstation, or likes anime.

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InfiniteRetro
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:02:15 AM
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chicks love devil may cry because they're all bloody devils who cry a lot:p

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Vivi_Gamer
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:16:23 AM
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stupid article, We all know gamers not interested in games go for the Wii.

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:33:49 AM

Eeyore.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 10:21:05 AM

Now THAT'S funny. LOL

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orangpelupa
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:19:34 AM
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@jed
yeah, that happend in my city too.
chick like to play Wii.

lol and its fun see them moving here and there while laughing and wigling the wiimote lol

seeing them play the dancing game also fun >_<

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Jed
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 6:09:48 AM

Yes, it is fun to watch them play

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ec0li
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:59:47 AM

swimming pool + wii

nuff said! :)

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Archangel
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:00:43 AM
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yeah, the PS3 can get you in tons of trouble also... instead of buying my girl a purse or shoes or a birthday present, i went and bought my PS3 that year. i had to make up for it big time.
i've eased the tensions by showing her how wonderful the PS3 is for the BOTH of us. since then she's been hooking up her ipod to it, watching her chick flick in hi def, playing SF and MK games, and some of her classic PS2 games with it. she's been using it almost as much as i have and now its making me jealous. im thinking her next present will be her OWN PS3...

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King James
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:11:48 AM
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3 chicks and counting, ben...3 females has already fallen victim to my PS3. The power of blu-ray, baby! The PS3 is working on #4 right now. I put some LBP in her life and she loves it...made a profile and everything. She came outta her shirt later on that nite. ;-)

Thanx PS3! I probably could've done it without you, but you sure did make it easier. *gives the patented thumbs up and wink*

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:16:59 AM

Gentlemen never tell. But hey, happy hump day!

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Jed
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 6:11:54 AM

Little big planet is the killer, once you show them that they will definitely play.

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PS3_Wizard
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:14:46 PM

Whoa...what kind of women do you mess with that will take their shirt off over a PS3 game?

All i can picture are ugly ones who watch anime 24/7. I'm not doubting you did "get some" I'm just saying I hope it was your "game" and not your "game system" that she fell for.

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:59:37 PM

My thoughts exactly.

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King James
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 10:57:13 PM

LOL PS3_Wiz, I didn't say LBP made her take her shirt off. I just stated that at one point see was playing LBP and at a later point she came up out of her shirt.

I probably had to do more with me and not LBP. ;-)

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PS3_Wizard
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 8:21:46 AM

Oh if thats the case, then mo' power to ya homie!

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Deleted User
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:59:56 AM
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I played Wii with alot of girls I know (because they have one). I always prided the fact that a Xbox was a guys machine. When im with girls, the games are off.

The PS3 does look good tho. In a Japanese tech wonder kind of way.

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Deleted User
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:32:27 AM
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Well, I just so happened to stumble upon a little Community Game called "Rumble Massage." Yes, it's exactly as you probably are visualizing at this very moment.

Its where you can control the vibration on a 360 controller for as long as you want!

Talk about attracting the ladies. Just dont let her know about it. As she may soon be having an affair with your game console.

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Godslim
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 6:01:00 AM
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ps3 i think is the best look console so sleek....the 360 is so ugly!

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Alienange
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 6:25:17 AM
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You're right Ben, I really should pick up the first Pirates on BD. She loves that movie.

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food86
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 6:50:32 AM
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OFF TOPIC!!!!

I saw 40 gbs ps3 for 300.00 dollars at my local sams club in Nebraska. I don't know if this is in all sams club or this one but I couldn't pass up this deal and picked up a ps3 for my room

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food86
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 6:53:55 AM
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and you can pick up a 320gb hard drive from newegg.com for less than 90 dollars

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whooka
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 7:10:45 AM
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I guess I better get an 'I Have A PS3' t-shirt or something and start advertising. Though I must point out while the sleek, black exterior of the console is fairly sexy it is a dust magnet so us single folks gotta keep it dust-free lest we get tagged as keeping a dirty abode, which alot of chicks don't like.

Is it possible alot of women dig them because of the high price tag? Most women have an innate disposition to the finer things in life most likely because money typically equals status and biologically they are drawn to the leader of the pack types to ensure fertilization by strong genes. The PS3 is the equivalent of a Lexus in both look and cost, few female hormones can resist it's lure.

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ThePoetRazel
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 7:11:42 AM
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If the PS3 was a woman her name would be Aphrodite.

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coldbore
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 7:41:43 AM
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lmfao good article :P if only the ps3 really was a awsome chick magnet "...yah and i have a ps3" "oh, really, i love that in a relationship" :P

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PedroGama
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 7:57:16 AM
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RFLOL, this just confirms one and old thing, girls likes the expensive things!!! lololol

Well, me too, and I am not a Girl :P

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Frenchy17
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:30:33 AM
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Lol Pedro, very true!

Speaking of the forums, I joined a while back and still cannot post on there. I have sent messages to the mods but I still can't post. Is there something else I have to do?

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Deleted User
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:32:14 AM
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Ben,Shadow, anyone.

I cant figure out how to get on the forums.

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SHADOW [Moderator]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 9:56:30 AM

Be more specific. You can't get the page to load? You can't sign up? Can't log in? Can't post?

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 11:06:56 AM

Yes, please be specific...the forums seem fine from my end.

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Deleted User [Administrator]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:10:31 PM

I cant post. When I try to register it says this name is tooken.

Sometimes ill be logged in and it wont let me start a topic or anything. It says I dont have permission.

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Orvisman
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 10:00:23 AM
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OFF TOPIC!

Sorry, but I thought this was cool!

From The Magic Box:

Namco Bandai announced Xevious Resurrection for PS3, a remake of the classic shooter, which will be playable within PlayStation Home.

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isaya85
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 10:09:29 AM
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Yall folks up in here are crazy this is the funniest story I've read I never thought about my PS3 like that, I'm looking at it right now its so fresh and so clean look how shiny it is how can any woman resist they love things that sparkle


PSN ID Biggest_GMoney

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JofaMang
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 10:21:49 AM
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No but the ps3 has swagga like this
swagga swagga like this

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TGG
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 11:21:15 AM
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"Black goes with everything"
haha, I lol'ed at that.

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Frenchy17
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 11:26:24 AM
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It wont let me post on the forums, says something like my account might not have permission or sufficient privileges to post or something like that.

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bigrailer19
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 11:31:35 AM
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I agree with everything posted, its dead on. except my girl has a dif. look on it. she hates it, and apparently im obsessed. i wanna know how much game time other guys like any of you get in a week with g/f, fiancees or what have you. It's a sin around here i guess, and it makes me run to turn the machine off everytime she gets home! sucks! The PS3 is by far the sexiest machine though, i dont know why more girls dont want it in there lives, that should be the sin (not having one) its the best entertainment package out there by far for men and woman!

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:32:57 PM

I understand my friend. I was in hiatus from gaming for three years (my last relationship). Especially in new relationships amongst the younglings, when you're in the crazy infatuation stage, she wants all your free time, because chances are, she's making and giving most of her free time to you.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:35:36 PM

Sounds like you two need to sit down and talk. A hobby is a hobby...how much time does SHE think you should spend?

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PS3_Wizard
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:23:18 PM

Look your woman straight in the eye and say this...word for word:

"Bitch! This is MY hobby! I'm the man, I'm the boss, I'm the brother that paid the cost! Step off or get told off, and when you speak to me say SIR!"

If she replies with anger or anything other than yes sir, be sure to follow up with a firm back hand to the face.

To add to the insult, be sure to heavily dust your hand with baby powder.

If you follow Dr. PS3 Wizard's instructions to the T, you will soon be enjoying your PS3 everyday WHILE getting all the putang you want!

Glad I could help!

Last edited by PS3_Wizard on 1/28/2009 1:24:19 PM

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:42:54 PM

Lol! Brother man, where'd you get that from? And is that a butt you got your ear up against in the avatar? Watch it now, that's dangerous!

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:51:42 PM

See. If a girl is serious, and she makes sacrifices for me, than yeah, I'd put my hobby on the side for her. But if she's just being an egomaniacal control freak self-appointed goddess of the universe, than I wouldn't be with her in the first place. And when you got a girl to take care of, that one week of her month that requires a little distance is enough for gaming!

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BikerSaint
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 2:32:45 PM

Just got to change her way of thinking....

Tell her to look at the PS3 as a "bag of swag" that all the hollywood, highstepping, redcarpet, A-list, in-crowd types get....

"Oh baby, the PS3 IS just the bag, but inside, it's loaded down with tons of great swag items just for you baby"!!!!!

(Anyways, there's not many women who won't salivate when they hear the words "free" & "swag" in the same sentence).

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coverton341
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:06:17 PM

Follow the Wizards advice it works.

Just make sure you say it exactly like he said. And always use the left hand that's the pimpin' hand and you have to keep it strong.

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PS3_Wizard
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:31:07 PM

@ aftab
I just came up with it on the spot :)
and its not a butt, Its my girlfriend's lap lol.

@ coverton341
Hell yeah man...the Wizard's words never fail!

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 10:04:25 PM

My bad, Wizard. But to all, just remember, when following Wizard's instructions, the slap is launched through wrist, not the shoulder. Otherwise it will knock her out, and she won't remember or register what she did was wrong!

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Deleted User
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 6:12:28 AM

lol

Thats was great Wiz.

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PS3_Wizard
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 8:23:58 AM

Nice add Aftab!

*bows to josh*

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Jizmack
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 11:44:07 AM
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Now if my girlfriend had a ps3 that'd turn me on. Hell i don't care if she had a 360 as long as she was a gamer, but we all know thats not gonna happen

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Robochic
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:46:01 PM
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I know lots of Female gamers i am one of them, we just don't like guys who act all i'm better than you towards a game because i'm a guy thats a total turn off. Plus the 360 is ugly, PS3 is so much sexier. Wii's on it's own LOL

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OU812
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 1:53:09 PM
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LOL that's why i really dig this site. yep, nothing more sexy then when she comes over in her ripped jeans and white t. And then get beat in Tekken by a chick fighter. ahahahahahah

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Scarecrow
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:02:06 PM
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Have to add that LittleBigPlanet is chick magnet as well.

Not only are the sackboys/sackgirls "cute" but you can play the game WITH THEM.

+you can make awesome stages which goes with the things she likes.

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coverton341
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:08:20 PM

Just don't attempt to have her make her own levels. My fiance is good with FPS and loves to play LBP but I made the mistake of letting her try to make a level and my DS3 wound up across the room and she wouldn't touch the game for a month damn near.

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Scarecrow
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 5:49:09 PM

OMFG XD

Haha.....oh man

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coverton341
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 3:12:27 PM
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"and the second the word "fansite" escapes your lips, we beat you to a bloody pulp with a crowbar"

Just finished reading T.C. Boyle's "Greasy Lake" and I must say you better watch out for this type of behavior lest you find a dead biker and wind up with a demolished Bel Air.

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dveisalive
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:23:41 PM
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I dont know Ben, but My Wii gets me laid LMAOL!

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shaydey77
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 4:42:28 PM
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Why is the Xbox controller called the'S'? I mean Dual Shock 3.. Its got two sides to vibrate and shock you with and its in its 3red generation. But 'S'..seems more like a placeholder for when they were making prototypes for it..

As for the chick magnet..my gf knows i love mine. She buys me nothing but games for it..so ill hold on to her for another while!!Still her over da PS3 anyday..sorry if i offend anyone!

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ShooPooMagoo
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 5:55:24 PM
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Well, My GF bought one for me, and she likes it because it's gloss black and matches our Bose Lifestyle 28 system. And she keeps asking 'Whats this Blu-Ray thing?'. Aww, Bless.

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bigrailer19
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 8:17:23 PM
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@ everyone... i take all the advice i can get... i was curious as to how much time u get cus i wanna compare, im laid off so at the moment i get more than usual so i cant complain as much right now, except i dont have a job but, besides that i hate having to run to turn it off cus i know something will go down when she gets home thats how pathetic this is lol. also if i tried any of WIZARDS techniques... well lets just say she'll fight back. Here is whats funny its not like im spending more time on my PS3 than with her she thinks im obsessed i dont know how much time she thinks i should actually play it but when i turn it on and she hears it its "your seriously playing that again?" i tried getting her to play LBP even used "well my buddies girl plays with him" wont happen but whats really funny is i hate my wii i wanna sell it cus we never use it but she wont let me cus what if some day way in the future we wanna play it. My point is I dont know why but if I told her i was selling my PS3 (it will never happen) i think she'd let me lol. O and Ben lol we talk about it alot thing is she dont think its a hobby i guess, she claims its my life (how i dont disagree with her that i would love to be involved in the gaming industry some how some way to make it my job and my life) but its not obviously i will hang out with friends, and even this sunday be watching the super bowl either way im with you BEN, a hobby is a hobby. srry so long...

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bigrailer19
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 8:32:04 PM
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@ everyone... i take all the advice i can get... i was curious as to how much time u get cus i wanna compare, im laid off so at the moment i get more than usual so i cant complain as much right now, except i dont have a job but,whats really funny is i hate my wii i wanna sell it cus we never use it but she wont let me cus what if some day way in the future we wanna play it. My point is I dont know why but if I told her i was selling my PS3 (it will never happen) i think she'd let me lol. O and Ben lol we talk about it alot thing is she dont think its a hobby i guess, she claims its my life (how i dont disagree with her that i would love to be involved in the gaming industry some how some way to make it my job and my life) but its not obviously i will hang out with friends, and even this sunday be watching the super bowl either way im with you BEN, a hobby is a hobby. srry so long...

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Aftab
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 10:49:07 PM

If you're laid off, be extra careful. Especially with all the doom&gloom being televised about the economy, you gotta be careful to not let it get to you too much or your relationships. At the same, female mind works it's own way regardless of reality. She might be secretly blaming the ps3 for the layoff instead of the economy? She might be secretly thinking that you should be busy looking for work all the time, if you care about her and yourself. But no matter what, you need your free time for your ownself, too. But you gotta be clever about it. Play when she's watching TV, asleep, you know. Talk, let her in the know, but if she's weak in understanding, but she means a lot to you, do what you gotta do.

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bigrailer19
Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 8:34:26 PM
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i think i posted twice too lol sorry again i tried deleting one but it said error!

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bigrailer19
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 1:33:30 AM
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@ aftab
yeah i hear ya man, i actually was justt recently laid off less than a week ago this has een goin on forever so... but i know what your tryin to say. and yes i am looking for work she knows that too... also i ussually get most of my time to play now when she is at work but, before this i played when she was doing her make up or "getting ready" so i find time... good lookin out, by the way is maybe 15 hrs a week too much? most of the plying time is on the weekends and maybe 1-2 hours a night i got off @ 3:30 she gets off at 6 so that left me the time inbetween to play. then weekends so???? im just curious how much others play too ya know i got people on my friends list that will be on when i log on and be on when i log off so????

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Aftab
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 5:51:16 PM

I'm sure 15 hours is nothing compared to some people clocking on world of warcraft. And 15 hours is usually what I clock on a new release. So what I say is don't play till you're bored, or when she walks in, or whatever... Get up while you still want some. Fact is, like Ben said, it's you who's got to control it, not anyone else.

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Thrasher20
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 5:30:20 AM
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Sweet, I'm a long time reader, first time posting. :)

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Aftab
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 5:54:21 PM

Welcome.

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city96
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 3:36:00 PM
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Yea my girl asked me if it was a XBOX720!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RROD if it was

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MetalHead09
Thursday, January 29, 2009 @ 6:32:03 PM
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lol ben, all good valid points. sorry for being absent for so long, i just got a job that i need to get up at 2am to do. i plow snow at gas stations and such so getting up oober early gives me the advantage.

we got up at 2am this morning and just got back at around sixish this afternoon and we were on the road that whole time.

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