An Ode To Old-School Gaming
Yes, I'm well aware you've read about six trillion such articles in your lifetime, but I don't care. Michael Jackson has passed away, I just watched my brother - who's almost 13 years younger than me - graduate from high school, and I'm feeling a little nostalgic and melancholy. So I don't give a rat's ass if you're not down for this; I gotta ramble a bit, and I have a venue for it. ...okay, that was mean. Sorry. 'sigh'
Game don't play? BLOW!
Oh crap; we got that silly lookin' green screen again. On some TVs it was blue, on some it was blank, and on others, it was a garbled mess. But we all knew the proper scientific procedure to make the game work correctly: blow on the cartridge. In some of the more severe cases, you also had to bend over to blow into the machine itself, but blowing on the cartridge usually did the trick. But only you knew the correct method of blowing on your game. "Nah, you can't do it," you'd say. 10 seconds later, there you two are, playing Blades of Steel.
...where do we go? Um...right.
With the exception of a few, we typically put in a game and knew exactly where to go. The question above is actually a joke; the point is that none of us ever asked a question that had such a ridiculously obvious answer. You may not know what you'd run into over there, and you may not survive the attempt, but you knew damn well you'd be moving right. Once you did this a number of times, you started to know what to expect, of course. It was all part of the fun.
Without quarters, a mall trip is a waste of time
When gamers went out, they went to these places called arcades. As malls basically exploded in the '80s, you'd be hard-pressed to find one that didn't include an arcade. And as kids in that era, especially those fascinated with video screens and poorly lit rooms, going to the mall without any quarters was like going to to the basketball court without a basketball. As far as we were concerned, the mall existed for one reason and one reason only, and remember, we were kids. The chances of us going to buy a $60 cartridge (yeah, that's what they cost back then, so stop freakin' complaining about the price today) were slim to none. Those were valuable Christmas and birthday presents.
2-hour games yield 200 hours of entertainment
Those who look back are often confused by the state of affairs regarding length in video games. We have to remember: those games would literally only take a few hours to complete, but that was the ideal; in fact, it was an impossible dream for most of us. See, it was technically two or three hours in length, but as you would die six million times before you ever even approached the end, it felt a whole lot longer. Furthermore, this inherent challenge meant you'd probably have to play the same levels over and over again for a looong time before you advanced. Some people just couldn't handle the pressure...this is why Nintendo made nigh-on invincible products.
We grin at Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
It's because we almost couldn't believe that an icon of MJ's stature would even be involved in any aspect of the gaming industry, and on top of which...it was just plain amusing. Making zombies dance until they die, following that little chimp to the location of the next hidden girl, spraying little twinkles of dust at invading creeps; it was all very humorous. See, this was back before there was any controversy; back before things started to go south. And to have Jackson associated with gaming was just plain huge.
"All your base are belong to us."
If you don't know, you're too young. Look it up, and learn of the story for yourself. ;)
6/25/2009 Ben Dutka
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LunaticFringe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:11:17 PM
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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:11:54 PM
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1st) Why my NES Console only worked for me, a drama.
http://www.psxextremeforums.com/gaming-discussion/9633-why-my-nes-console-only-worked-me-drama.html
2nd) A tribute to arcades:
http://www.psxextremeforums.com/gaming-discussion/9667-reader-submissions-thread-5.html
(Scroll to the middle of the page)
LunaticFringe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:14:19 PM
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Naga
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 7:45:16 AM
LunaticFringe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:26:03 PM
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Buffalo ain't gonna shoot themselves.
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:22:15 AM
Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 1:22:45 AM
Doosharm
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 1:31:20 AM
Arvis
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 11:30:41 AM
LunaticFringe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:28:40 PM
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fluffer nutter
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 1:41:09 AM
LunaticFringe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:29:41 PM
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Highlander
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:29:45 PM
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Highlander
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:31:02 PM
LunaticFringe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:30:12 PM
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GuernicaReborn
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:32:16 PM
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And don't get me started on the abuse an NES could take. My friends little sister one day decided to open a bag of dry rice and throw it around the living room(we were supposed to be keeping an eye on her, but we were too busy playing legos). She decided to throw some into his NES and we didn't find out until we took the game out and found rice in the cartridge... we just tipped the NES over, shook it, and got out as much as we could. Then we popped a game in and kept playing.
BikerSaint
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:34:04 PM
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John Shoemaker
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:42:42 PM
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I could blow through Number Munchers on prime in no time.
And then there was my Genesis. Sometimes you had to blow on them to get them to work. Others, you had to hold the game down in the system to get it to work. Nothing ever seemed to break no matter how hard you pressed or slammed the game in the system.
fatelementality
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:45:01 PM
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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:21:34 AM
kevinater321
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 10:11:49 AM
556pineapple
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:45:34 PM
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My brothers coined a name for that green screen, we called it qaq (pronounced KAK). Don't ask me where it came from, just know that if you knew my brothers, it wouldn't be surprising...
Anyway, I didn't play it at the time, but what about the original Metal Gear. Freaking impossible on the NES. One of my housemates had it and I couldn't get past the dogs in the beginning and gave up right there. I beat it after only a couple hours on the original MSX version though.
Anyway now that my rambling is out of the way, thanks for bringing back a little nostalgia, Ben.
OriginalSin
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 2:52:54 AM
LunaticFringe
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:48:41 PM
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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:56:45 PM
PSNclaw18
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 7:13:28 AM
Highlander
Thursday, June 25, 2009 @ 11:52:41 PM
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However the game that I personally consider to be one of the most underrated gems of the first wave of cartridge driven game consoles - Haunted House on the Atari 2600. Even though it used really simple graphics, they were very effective and the sound was awesome. Looking back I played this game as much as Invaders, PAc-Man, Missile Command, Night Driver, or any of the other 'classics' on the 2600.
Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 1:26:26 AM
Scarecrow
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:03:57 AM
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Man SNES was the best, imo
But yes those were the glory days....
I remember more 'bout the games I played those days than ANYTHING school thought me in those years.
The best thing 'bout those days is that it wasn't 'bout graphics. It was ALWAYS more important what the gameplay was like than anything else.
Those games will live forever though.
PS: Damn...a lot of "pending moderator approval" :O
BikerSaint
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:10:19 AM
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It was a Genesis games cleaning kit that cost about $5 back then, with 4 pieces of felt you put on different sized ends of a flat plastic wand, with a 2oz tube of cartridge solution(plain old rubbing alcohol).
I'd put a drop of alcohol on the felt end & then rub across the game's copper electrodes about a dozen times.
The kit also came with two different game sized dummy cartridges that had dual ends that I could interchange for either Sega or Nintendo's machines. Each end had a long rough nub sticking out that I'd rub back & forth inside the console's opening to clean up those electrodes too.
The kit worked on all the old Sega & Nintendo games & consoles up to, and including the N64, as well as the Genesis, and Game Gear system too.
BTW, I still have, & use, my kit whenever I get the urge to play on one of my "golden oldies" systems.
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:21:08 AM
Deleted User
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:50:20 AM
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zerostar39
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 1:05:13 AM
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Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 1:32:52 AM
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Damn those were the days. If just blowing didnt work then my secret was to put my shirt over it, and then blow into it. I'm sure that it had no effect, but I always had to try. Otherwise we had to bring out the alchol and q-tips.
I remember a game called Dinopark Tycoon that we played at school. That was about my most favoritest game evar.
All your bases are belong to us - classic
LimitedVertigo
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 2:26:29 AM
Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 8:33:39 AM
dhall0749
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 2:03:14 AM
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commando on the nes = win
LimitedVertigo
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 2:13:03 AM
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Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 8:36:35 AM
LowKey
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 2:45:10 AM
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LimitedVertigo
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 2:49:03 AM
Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 8:40:05 AM
aaronisbla
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 4:20:29 AM
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Dancemachine55
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 5:20:12 AM
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And don't get me started on the awesomeness and excitement I had when playing Sonic the Hedgehog for the very first time!!! (I am only 21 you know)
Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 8:42:06 AM
fatelementality
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 6:12:14 AM
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Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 8:48:51 AM
fluffer nutter
Saturday, June 27, 2009 @ 12:30:34 PM
tlpn99
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 7:15:53 AM
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I got my game playing from a Commodore Vic20 and upgraded to a Commodore 64 Man I loved that machine. Now I get this game Pitfall 2 looked awesome game going down caves avoiding bats and birds collecting gold etc. Would it load in when I bought it ? Would it buggery, the shops were closed my dad said he would take me back to exchange it for a new one. I come home from school at dinner time and he said "look" I went into the front room he had set up my C64 on a bigger telly and had Pitfall 2 loaded in ready to go.
I was like how did you get it working, he said I was messing about with the cassette tape deck and the little screw outside moves the heads up and down so I moved it a tiny bit and lo and behold the game worked. He never turned the computer off for about 9 hours we all played on it and got hooked. Turned out you had to load it in after that by waiting while it was loading in and pressing down on the cassette tape deck thing so you were pushing the tape onto the heads, took ages loading in too lol :)
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MadKatBebop
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 7:35:34 AM
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Naga
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 7:46:49 AM
Jed
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 8:57:04 AM
kevinater321
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 10:12:58 AM
JPBooch
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 9:38:14 AM
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If you don't know, you're too young. Look it up, and learn of the story for yourself. ;)
Perhaps, but I'm 36 and was in junior college when that game came out. Never played it and never heard of the saying until it was Warhawks Platinum Trophy description.
Karosso
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 9:40:19 AM
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But I saved enough money to ask my aunt, who lived in NYC where I now reside, to bring me one. I had to have the color system changed to the Brazilian one.
Best money spent ever on an internment system! Oh Top Gear2 how many hours spent leaving my friend in the dust. Out of this World and Flashback had me hooked and Starfox was like the game that shocked me the most, I called it virtual reality LOL
JPBooch
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 9:58:20 AM
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I wore out the rubber on at least 4 joysticks in the span of a year.
coverton341
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:03:40 PM
coverton341
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 12:01:46 PM
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Oh man and then the RPGs of the olden days. Y's was the s**t before FF games and then they came in to the scene and BAM! Old school Zelda (the gold cart)
Man my list of nostalgia could go on and on but I suppose everyone that knows already knows. Man I miss those good ole games and days.
Ultimadream
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 1:00:28 PM
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Arvis
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 3:01:52 PM
rjmacready
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 3:24:54 PM
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Dareus
Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 6:29:34 PM
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First game played on a Icon computer, It was "A day in the life of"
Then got a Nintendo to which the first game was Dragon warrior. What a awesomely addictive game that was.
From there I found myself going into Final Fantasy (still a huuuge fan), Faxanadu, Maniac Mansion (NUKE THE HAMSTER!!!!), and of course the Classic Rampage, Also as mentioned Blades of steel.
I could name off 100 games of the NES system or more which I loved. Funny thing... I couldnt name 100 games on the PS2,3,Xbox360.
Hell I've replayed FF3(known as FF6 in J), a few times, FF1 a few times and even re=playing the newer version on the PSP as its a mere 20hrs gameplay.
Anywhoo to round it up, If no one has ever played this game, I recommend it
"Xenogears" for the PS1.
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Friday, June 26, 2009 @ 8:26:23 PM
tlpn99
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Saturday, June 27, 2009 @ 12:32:56 PM

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