The Ladies Of Sigma 2 Get A Titillating "Jiggle Feature"
Oh, come on. No way. It can't be true. It just...it can't. It's too absurd.
As most of you know, Tecmo is a big fan of certain "big things" attached to the hot girls in their games. The best examples have always been those Dead Or Alive Xtreme volleyball games, but there's certainly a good deal of bouncing going on in with the top-heavy chicks in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Rachel and Ayane have busts that would probably fit a woman 11 feet tall but apparently, that wasn't enough for Tecmo...no, they wanted to give you control over those massive breasts. Did you realize that, according to various reports from around the Internet (including IGN, Kotaku, and The Sixth Axis), the developers are attaching Sixaxis motion sensing support to the chests of those girls? Tecmo PR has even verified that this "jiggle feature" is included in the game, even though we still have difficulty believing in its existence. So like...if you dip or shift the Sixaxis in a certain direction, the breasts will follow without any movement of the woman? How is this going to work? Why do we get the feeling it's gonna be more comical than sexy?
Well Tecmo, you've certainly outdone yourselves this time. We have to remind ourselves that there's a downright stellar action title beneath that surface flash, but right now, it's hard to think about anything else.
Related Game(s): Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
9/3/2009 9:32:43 PM Ben Dutka
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JMO_INDY
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 10:18:24 PM
Highlander
Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 11:01:17 PM
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Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 10:21:20 PM
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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 10:57:37 PM
Highlander
Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 10:59:23 PM
tes37
Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 11:10:06 PM
Banky A
Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 11:39:39 PM
jdt1981
Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 11:49:52 PM
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Thursday, September 03, 2009 @ 11:58:28 PM
fluffer nutter
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 12:25:49 AM
Ayane
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 12:37:22 AM
tes37
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 12:38:01 AM
NiteKrawler
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 12:40:31 AM
Jed
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 1:16:52 AM
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ceedot
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 6:18:35 AM
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Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 6:23:18 AM
kevinater321
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 9:02:05 AM
fluffer nutter
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 9:42:38 AM
Highlander
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 10:15:19 AM
I think you'll find that,
a) tes isn't a guy
and
b) in at least one case (that would be me) getting some isn't an issue.
Think about it this way. Kids (boys and some girls too) like to play with toy guns. Then they grow up a bit and they like to play with bigger and better toy guns that even shoot pellets. Eventually (at least in the US) they 'grow up' and start playing with the biggest guns they'll get. Do you think that having really big guns to play with will stop anyone from playing with a nice gun, even if it's just a little toy gun? I mean, nice guns are nice guns. You know?
The point being that having a healthy and very regular sex life doesn't stop you from appreciating pretty or sexy things. Even if those things are moving images.
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 10:24:37 AM
And the reason I REALLY dislike people like you is because you automatically assume that if there's such a questionable feature in a game (admittedly useless), the rest of it must suck. And the gameplay in Sigma 2 is top-notch; if you hadn't noticed, those games are some of the best action titles ever made.
And stop trying to pretend that you're the only guy around here that "gets any" and we're all just living in our parents' basement hoping to one day kiss a girl. It's both egotistical and insulting so SHUT IT.
Last edited by Ben Dutka PSXE on 9/4/2009 10:26:17 AM
Imagi
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 10:56:08 AM
ceedot
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 11:01:59 AM
I think cheap gags aren't a way to sell your game. (xtreme doa beach volleyball) It may be funny, but it should really be an easter egg that people find out. THAT makes it funny.
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 11:05:55 AM
NOBODY is going to do that and if anyone does, they will comprise about .05% of the purchasing crowd. People love NG for its brutal action and polished style. These are fantastic games the whole way 'round.
And nobody is whining. We're just asking to get off your high horse, or at least stop pretending as if you're the lone voice of reason or some such sh**.
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Oyashiro
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 12:31:47 AM
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Well, I'm hardly one to complain about a beautiful pair of breasts jiggling around naturally as a woman moves, but....sixaxis control over the jiggle? What? Really? No, I mean, really? Are they kidding? Please tell me they're kidding. How in heck is that supposed to be sexy?
Really? This really is straight from the department of "You just can't make this stuff up."!
Ayane
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 12:42:35 AM
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CH1N00K
Friday, September 04, 2009 @ 8:36:36 AM
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But this is nothing new. DOA had extra jiggly mode, MGS4...I see it as a bit of a waste of money to develop this into a game when they could be doing something else, but others will enjoy it. Wouldn't be a selling point in my mind though, if that's the only thing that this game had going for it? I'd be worried, but anyone who has played the Ninja Gaidens know that these games can be extremely difficult. Bouncing boobs might be a nice break from the insanity.
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