The Ladies Of Sigma 2 Get A Titillating "Jiggle Feature"
Oh, come on. No way. It can't be true. It just...it can't. It's too absurd.
As most of you know, Tecmo is a big fan of certain "big things" attached to the hot girls in their games. The best examples have always been those Dead Or Alive Xtreme volleyball games, but there's certainly a good deal of bouncing going on in with the top-heavy chicks in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Rachel and Ayane have busts that would probably fit a woman 11 feet tall but apparently, that wasn't enough for Tecmo...no, they wanted to give you control over those massive breasts. Did you realize that, according to various reports from around the Internet (including IGN, Kotaku, and The Sixth Axis), the developers are attaching Sixaxis motion sensing support to the chests of those girls? Tecmo PR has even verified that this "jiggle feature" is included in the game, even though we still have difficulty believing in its existence. So like...if you dip or shift the Sixaxis in a certain direction, the breasts will follow without any movement of the woman? How is this going to work? Why do we get the feeling it's gonna be more comical than sexy?
Well Tecmo, you've certainly outdone yourselves this time. We have to remind ourselves that there's a downright stellar action title beneath that surface flash, but right now, it's hard to think about anything else.
Related Game(s): Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
9/3/2009 9:32:43 PM Ben Dutka