Uwe Boll's Next Project Is Bloodrayne 3: Warhammer...But Why?
See Full ImageSometimes, I just feel like smacking Uwe Boll's hand like a mother swats a naughty child, saying something like, "NO. You don't play with that. That's only for big boys."
Uwe Boll seems to believe he can finally make a decent movie and this time, he's going with "Bloodrayne 3: Warhammer." ...yeah, we have no idea what that means, either. It's either a severely bizarre melding of two things that really don't have much in common, or the title is almost entirely meaningless and we can simply expect a lot more in the way of blood and bad acting. But either way, this movie has been confirmed so there's no avoiding it, despite all the obvious comments that spring to mind..."there was no Bloodrayne 3 video game" and "what the snot does Warhammer have to do with it?" We do know that Kristanna Loken will return but we can only interpret that as meaning it's tough for her to find other work. She's worth seeing in tight outfits - don't get me wrong; I love hotties in skin-hugging leather - but beyond that, it's difficult to believe this movie will be anything all that spectacular. Heck, at this point, maybe Boll should just shoot for "mediocre."
Eh, maybe we're being too hard on the guy. Maybe he'll surprise everyone when Bloodrayne 3: Warhammer is one of the best and most under-appreciated action flicks of the year. ...and maybe I'm marrying a super model with an IQ of 180 and moving to New Zealand tomorrow morning.
11/22/2009 9:44:46 PM Ben Dutka
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Dancemachine55
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 10:32:41 PM
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Also Ben, while in New Zealand, say hi to Flight of the Conchords for me. Bring back a sheep.
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Hezzron
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 10:43:37 PM
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Saying one of his films is better than the other is like saying that getting punched in the kidneys isn’t as bad as getting kicked in the balls. Both still hurt and you don’t want either.
I heard he can't get on an airplane because of all his bombs.
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Karosso
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 10:45:50 PM
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Does he work for food and a trailer?
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TGG
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 10:49:27 PM
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If the Lord of the Rings films were still being shot, you might actually have been able to have your curiously specific demands fulfilled. (Hot elf ladies)
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Orvisman
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 9:13:47 AM
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BTNwarrior
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 10:52:48 PM
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Last edited by BTNwarrior on 11/22/2009 10:53:01 PM
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Nerull
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:00:11 PM
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God knows the 40k movie will take forever if it's coming.
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Alienange
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:13:25 PM
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Sir Shak
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:16:10 PM
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New Zealand reminds me that I need to get my passport renewed and steal some money to take a trip down there .
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Buckeyestar
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:25:59 PM
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___________
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:30:21 PM
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the last time i ended up ignoring a movie thinking it would be crap, i ended up kicking myself waiting so long to see it.
speak of the devil, anyone remember the blade game back on ps1?
the first one was really good, the second one sucked donkey ball$ just like the movie.
shame they did not do a 3rd game to go along with the movie.
"i was born ready mother%$#@er"
ahhh best most useful thing to come out of a movie ever, lost count the amount of times ive used that one.
maybe valve can use it for its next L4D series since L4D2 is getting a little old.
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therabbitkinge
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:33:52 PM
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I think its safe to say half the person who watched Bloodrayne 1-2 died a bit on the inside or had never actually played Bloodrayne.
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therabbitkinge
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:39:26 PM
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WHO IS THIS FAN!!! WHERE IS HE/SHE AND WHY DID HE/SHE WATCH AND BEG FOR 3 VERSIONS OF THIS DAMNED MOVIE?!?!
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LowKey
Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 11:40:12 PM
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frylock25
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 12:04:35 AM
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bigrailer19
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 1:12:28 AM
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I know msn isnt a gameing place but ill read most anything that has to do with games to see other peple opinions wether its jibberish or not. But there is a reason i keep coming back here! ;)
Anyways, why?
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just2skillf00l
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 1:38:40 AM
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Yeah I'm talking to you Ruby. With your guns and samurai sword...yeah...like we haven't seen that before. Cough cough...Red Steel.
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Ultimadream
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 7:13:15 AM
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Godslim
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 9:17:33 AM
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cowboy828
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 8:20:05 AM
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coverton341
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 11:37:21 AM
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"All you gamers can kiss my a$$. I will destroy any and all franchises I want. Next on the list are my hybrids 'Metal Gear Big Planet', 'Assassin's Infamous Creed', and 'Halo Fantasy VII' starring Master Cloud. Suck it dolphin!"
Geez...That guy really is an asshat isn't he?
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Lemon_Saint
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 1:09:09 PM
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bridgera
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 4:21:47 PM
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I believe it is his goal to be the first trilogy on IMDB's bottom 100 list.
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556pineapple
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 @ 12:12:37 AM
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To quote GOB Bluth: "COME ON!!!"
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cadpig
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 @ 2:47:49 AM
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I really like Bloodranye, the character. The comics are pretty good.
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BikerSaint
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 @ 4:45:58 AM
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I'm wondering......who in the hell is Ewe Bolls??????
And who the f*ck went off the Prozac long enough to name him that?????
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WorldEndsWithMe
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Sunday, November 22, 2009 @ 10:20:54 PM
I wouldn't mind a massive overhaul of the video game Bloodrayne for a part 3 this generation though.
Last edited by WorldEndsWithMe on 11/22/2009 10:23:42 PM