ESRB Details GoWIII Sex Mini Game
We knew the third entry in the acclaimed God of War franchise would boast another sex mini game, but we also heard from the developers it might be a little different...
And so, we should probably turn to the ESRB to get the proper description. Now, we weren't big fans of the social commentary they injected into their description of Dead or Alive Paradise, but this appears to be a standard, straightforward explanation. What we read here is actually a tad disappointing, though, because it sounds exactly like what we've done before (with the exception of the two observers, of course). Here's how the ESRB describes the interactive sex in God of War III:
"The game contains a sex mini-game. Players will encounter a goddess and her two hand maidens, all topless, all holding and caressing each other. If players wish to, they may join the goddess (and only the goddess) in bed. Actual sex is never depicted as the camera drifts, then fixes on the two maidens, who watch from a distance. As players respond to the on-screen prompts with button presses, the topless maidens will continue to watch, and sometimes caress. Moaning sounds from the bed can be heard throughout the sequence."
Well, the imagination starts to reel concerning those two watching maidens but if they were doing anything to each other besides "caressing," we're sure they would've mentioned it. It's also interesting to note that in the past, it seemed as if Kratos was getting it on with multiple chicks at once; this sounds like a more traditional one-on-one encounter. ...well damn, has Kratos gone all family guy on us? Er, based on footage we've seen, probably not.
And because this is a sex-oriented article, I would like to add that despite the explosion of Heavy Rain actress Jacqui Ainsley onto the Internet, we will not be bombarding you with articles about her obvious hotness. Those aren't even articles, really. Besides, I don't wanna look at her while I'm working. It's a little depressing to know someone out there looks that good and all I can do is talk about how good she looks. From a personal standpoint, it's just irritating.
I no looker. I doer. ...wait...do-her? Rephrase that.
Related Game(s): God of War III
2/19/2010 10:37:59 AM Ben Dutka
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inkme101
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 12:56:12 PM
Scarecrow
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:46:06 PM
Banky A
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 7:40:55 PM
rossinator_99
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:04:08 AM
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daizycutter
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:30:48 AM
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Shams
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:32:37 AM
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geovanwitdakick
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:34:42 AM
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ace_boon_coon
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:35:26 AM
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Shams
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:50:19 AM
yak4life85
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:37:21 AM
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Qubex
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 11:51:10 AM
Shams
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 12:16:44 PM
Highlander
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:12:07 PM
Shams
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:38:37 PM
Shams
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 12:18:58 PM
TEG3SH
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:33:35 PM
MyWorstNightmar
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 12:46:01 PM
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Heavy Rain's nudity (I assume since I haven't played it yet) had a point to be in the game. With the Dead or Alive games, that is what the game is all about, so I have no problem with it. But with God of War, what is the point to these mini games? Just to add a little T & A? Do they just add this in for shiggles and gits, or is there a point to show how over testosteroned this God is?
I have read on this site how video games/video gamers don't get "respect". You can hit a home run with a game like Heavy Rain, but hearing of this story, gives the gaming community a strike in my book. Button mashing while a simulated sex scene is happening and topless chicks moan and caress. Hmmmmmm, I don't get the need.
Last edited by MyWorstNightmar on 2/19/2010 12:49:14 PM
WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 12:47:03 PM
WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:13:01 PM
Shams
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:27:57 PM
bigrailer19
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 5:51:27 PM
Its like even in the show Spartacus, on starz. It's a great show and it includes every aspect of that time period and that includes sexual interaction, even though the show is based around the gladiator arena, and a man going from rank, to slave and his journey to get his life back.
It may not be needed but it adds a little zest to the gameplay, although it adds nothing crucial to the storyline.
Last edited by bigrailer19 on 2/19/2010 5:55:01 PM
Jawknee
Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 1:42:27 PM
WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 12:50:53 PM
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Say Ben do you think they modeled Madison's boobs after Jacqui's? One can only hope right.
Highlander
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:17:15 PM
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bigrailer19
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 6:56:19 PM
BikerSaint
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 10:35:21 PM
Highlander
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:50:21 PM
The level of maturity in many of the posts has been extremely low. You don't have to tell me that whenever there is an article that mentions sex in a game it will generate comments. But unlike most places, PSXExtreme generally has fewer articles that have a 'sex' angle, and the comments are in general more mature and civil, not immature and puerile.
WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:18:08 PM
Highlander
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 3:28:15 PM
WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 4:11:28 PM
sunspider13
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:51:54 PM
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TEG3SH
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 1:53:04 PM
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u know i respect ya and all but seriously my comment was funny .and i really don't know why are u angry, its just guys talkn meaningless crap .let it go man
if u really feel offended by it then we'll stop ...........not .jk
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Highlander
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 3:33:01 PM
BikerSaint
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 10:43:15 PM
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:16:09 PM
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WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 3:21:58 PM
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:35:42 PM
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fstop
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:54:10 PM
Funny story, I show all the funny comments and great reviews to my fiancee and her reply was "I wonder what's worse? Kratos' wrath with the Blades of Chaos or his sexual RAGE?"
LMFAO!
Greatest question of the year!
Highlander
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 3:30:06 PM
Shams
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 4:11:22 PM
Highlander
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 4:48:42 PM
It's not about one person it's about the general tone, and there were others who are not regular posters here who were dragging that tone down. It's not so much that your posts were particularly offensive or something - they weren't. Off-topic perhaps, but off-topic is a natural hazard of human minds communicating.
The thing is that the general tone of the thread went south at warp speed. It wasn't your comments in particular. If I had to single out anyone I'd probably start with the one that got banned.
I'm not normally one to apply moral zeal to a conversation, and I'm the last person to want to censor anyone's thoughts or words. If you want to know what set me off, look at the comments by "fuk u" - assuming they are still visible.
The only thing I said in reply to any of your comments was to question how far off topic we were going. I said nothing about your comments being offensive. I made a general reply about the tone of the thread and I think three people have so far taken it as a personal affront to them. Personally I thought it was pretty clear who and what the problem in the thread was - just to clarify, it wasn't any of the regular posters.
fstop
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2:39:53 PM
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It's all in the math:
The PS3 x Cell engine + Sex mini-game + Kratos = even more sales.
Can you imagine if Sony put that in there "it Only Does Everything" ad campaign?
PS3. It only does VENGEANCE. It only does RAGE. It only does SEX MINI GAMES. We keep telling you! It only does EVERYTHING!
MyWorstNightmar
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 3:50:05 PM
fstop
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 4:51:49 PM
Fane1024
Saturday, February 27, 2010 @ 2:58:52 PM
People tend to compare PS3 exclusives to the MOST successful cross-platform games (i.e., COD) and Halo. That's like comparing Iron Man (the movie, not the game) to Avatar and saying nobody went to see Iron Man because it didn't put up Avatar-like box office.
Compared to 360 exclusives other than Halo, PS3 exclusives sell roughly the same.
TEG3SH
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 4:12:57 PM
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i know man that this website cann't be compared to the one u mentioned ,my point was that eventhough this is an awesome website , when u expose men to sex everyone goes crazy , thats what i'm sayn.
and world
it was something about " ben u could leave this one alone,or i wont touch that with a 10 feet pole.lol '
i really really love my iphone :)
WorldEndsWithMe
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 5:45:13 PM
TEG3SH
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 6:11:09 PM
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dude dont sweat it i was just sayn .lol
i was just making a joke dont worry about it dude,i was as they say in England "taking the piss". lol i know it doesn't mean that i have to take a piss like us americans know .noooooo
it means that i'm just joking around .
sorry Y'all if i had some spelling mistakes , but i'm drunk and the night is long so ....kinda forgot
and BTW i love the scary lust demons genitalia ;)
PS.love the sword upper cool
Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 8:34:33 PM
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FullmetalX10
Saturday, February 20, 2010 @ 7:15:30 AM
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God of War III









Buckeyestar
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Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 10:56:56 AM