ESRB Details GoWIII Sex Mini Game
We knew the third entry in the acclaimed God of War franchise would boast another sex mini game, but we also heard from the developers it might be a little different...
And so, we should probably turn to the ESRB to get the proper description. Now, we weren't big fans of the social commentary they injected into their description of Dead or Alive Paradise, but this appears to be a standard, straightforward explanation. What we read here is actually a tad disappointing, though, because it sounds exactly like what we've done before (with the exception of the two observers, of course). Here's how the ESRB describes the interactive sex in God of War III:
"The game contains a sex mini-game. Players will encounter a goddess and her two hand maidens, all topless, all holding and caressing each other. If players wish to, they may join the goddess (and only the goddess) in bed. Actual sex is never depicted as the camera drifts, then fixes on the two maidens, who watch from a distance. As players respond to the on-screen prompts with button presses, the topless maidens will continue to watch, and sometimes caress. Moaning sounds from the bed can be heard throughout the sequence."
Well, the imagination starts to reel concerning those two watching maidens but if they were doing anything to each other besides "caressing," we're sure they would've mentioned it. It's also interesting to note that in the past, it seemed as if Kratos was getting it on with multiple chicks at once; this sounds like a more traditional one-on-one encounter. ...well damn, has Kratos gone all family guy on us? Er, based on footage we've seen, probably not.
And because this is a sex-oriented article, I would like to add that despite the explosion of Heavy Rain actress Jacqui Ainsley onto the Internet, we will not be bombarding you with articles about her obvious hotness. Those aren't even articles, really. Besides, I don't wanna look at her while I'm working. It's a little depressing to know someone out there looks that good and all I can do is talk about how good she looks. From a personal standpoint, it's just irritating.
I no looker. I doer. ...wait...do-her? Rephrase that.
Related Game(s): God of War III
2/19/2010 10:37:59 AM Ben Dutka