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2K To Parker: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife

Oh, this is going to make your day. It's just worth repeating to anyone willing to lend an ear.

If you're not familiar with modern sports games, you should know they have a way of implementing weekly - and even daily - updates concerning the real-life health and status of athletes. For instances, Madden 11 recently dropped the stamina rating for Donovan McNabb after getting slammed by his coach for a lack of conditioning. But 2K Sports is taking it to another level: after a 2K Sports community manager tweeted about it, Kotaku ran a story and the whole world got a big laugh. Spur star Tony Parker's loyalty rating just dropped from 87 to 0 in NBA 2K11. A loyalty rating is the likelihood of a player resigning with his team in Association mode, if you didn't already know. But why? What'd he do that was "disloyal?"

If you've been following ESPN, you know he split with beauty Eva Longoria and there have been rumors - all but confirmed now - of infidelity on the part of Parker. Obviously, one "loyalty" doesn't have anything to do with the other but it's still a jab by 2K and it's funny. I'm sorry, it just is. I also have one final question for Tony: what the hell is wrong with you?! Did you forget how your wife looked? Ah well, Tiger Woods syndrome, I suppose.

You know, if these people are so sick of their hot wives and want to toss them to the curb, toss them to me instead. I'll take your leftover scraps. Really, I will.

Related Game(s): NBA 2K11

Tags: nba 2k11, 2k sports, tony parker, nba game

11/25/2010 10:39:46 AM Ben Dutka

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Comments (38 posts)

Clamedeus
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 11:03:55 AM
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If she was my wife i would never do that, you have to be completely insane to do something like that, and.. stupid.

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JustinDaRuler
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 11:08:01 AM
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Be famous + Wealth + Hot Wife=Disgusting Divorce and lost of appeal

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big6
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 11:17:23 AM
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It's like they say... "You can't always have steak."

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leatherface
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 2:42:28 PM

but you can always have pie

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BikerSaint
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 8:06:04 PM

He married a Filet Mignon, but he probably throw it all away for a $2.99 greasy Whopper.
(I hope he got free fries with that)


The dumb a$$, I would have just put a rubber sheet on the bed & kept Eva slathered in A-! Sauce!

Last edited by BikerSaint on 11/25/2010 8:07:20 PM

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Milonakis
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 11:32:09 AM
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These are the kind of people that deserve to be smashed into trees like common gamestop employees.

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frostface
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 11:48:18 AM
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Maybe she snores and farts a lot in her sleep!

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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 12:52:23 PM
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Oh you shoulda put up a picture of her with the article.

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fluffer nutter
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 12:53:46 PM
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What he did, if he did it, was wrong but going and saying she's a beauty is stretching it a bit. She's easy on the eyes but she's not this amazing looking girl. Plus, she's got quite the deep, manly voice. Just sayin'...

And yes, the loyalty rating is funny.

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BikerSaint
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 7:50:25 PM

No, she "IS" a beauty!!!

And she may have a high maintenance whiny voice, but it's certainly not manly.

Hey, you sure you're not dreaming of Rosanne Bar???
LMAO

Just Saying....

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 9:24:29 PM

...right. I see lots of Eva look-alikes at the mall.

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eLLeJuss
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 12:56:46 PM
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lol. If they toss em to you Ben please share your blessings.

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Jed
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 1:12:21 PM
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That's hilarious, but really, WTF was he thinking? I guess I'll never understand.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

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NoOneSpecial
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 1:32:12 PM
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Why the hell do all of the guys with hot wives cheat so much?? Do they not realize how lucky they are?

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Underdog15
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 1:32:17 PM
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lol Glad he's not a Raptor anymore!

Well... sorta... my raptors suck... :'(

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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 6:35:27 PM

But Velociraptors are still cool

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MyWorstNightmar
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 9:07:18 PM

Tony Parker?...Raptors?...never happened.

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Underdog15
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 8:58:14 AM

I'm thinking of Anthony Parker is why.

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Zorigo
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 2:22:43 PM
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:D he fails.

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cLoudou
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 5:17:55 PM
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I wonder what's LeBron loyalty rating.

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Snaaaake
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 5:43:31 PM
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What the hell is wrong with that guy, I'd kill to marry a woman that pretty.

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JDC80
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 6:27:41 PM
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I bet Spurs fans that's playing 2k11 are pissed.. Before he extended his deal to four years he would had been a free agent this year.

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Alienange
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 6:34:44 PM
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She's ok I guess with enough makeup, but I guarantee you'll be disappointed in the morning.

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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 6:36:12 PM

*hint hint* Most women are that way. Especially celebrities.

Chip off the makeup and there ain't much to brag about.

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BikerSaint
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 7:56:12 PM

No, disappointed?.....never.
She'd still be looking fine without any warpaint.

And I wouldn't throw her out of bed for leaving crumbs either(for the first 72 hours at least).

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AcHiLLiA
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 12:19:41 AM

usually most blondes without the makeup.


Last edited by AcHiLLiA on 11/26/2010 12:21:42 AM

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RebelJD
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 6:35:45 PM
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LMAO! This is a real gem right here. Love it. Happy Thanksgiving!

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PorkChopGamer
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 8:25:54 PM
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Just because because a woman looks good doesn't mean all is peachy. Sometimes a beautiful woman cannot love a man the way he needs to be loved because she's too busy loving herself. A decent looking woman can make you feel like a Superman, her beauty inside making you want to do anything for her. Ah...the old man's ramblin'on...Happy Thanksgiving.

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FatherSun
Thursday, November 25, 2010 @ 9:44:32 PM
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Eva is fine. No doubt. If she has as good a heart as she has a body then he is a fool. Too many factors involved though. My experience with women 8 or above was beautiful at first but then went south real fast when they realized I am not the beckon call type. I know how to treat a real woman but I expect the same in return. It goes both ways. Considering the celebrity status of these two I can only see further complications. Who knows.

I would not have minded having these type of troubles with Eva for a little while. Imagine the make up sex... Hmmm...

By the way.. My Wife is an 11. Hence.. The marital status.

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aaronisbla
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 12:29:37 AM
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She isn't ugly, thats for sure but she's lacking in the curve department, especially for her to be hispanic. By curves, i don't mean fat either, i mean ass, breast, thighs, that kind of thing. I still give her a high score though.

The woman he supposedly cheating on Eva with is a former teammate Brent Barry's ex wife (separated) Erin Barry. She's not bad looking herself, but still a bad decision on his part. They do say there's always 3 sides to the story, his, hers, and the truth

Thats the Barry family in happier times:

http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2010/11/who-is-erin-barry-meet-tony-parkers-mistress.html

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BikerSaint
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 4:58:27 PM

And here's a pic of all 4 of them together, before all the cheating times hit the media

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/erin-barry-picture/

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KNG201
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 6:48:01 AM
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maybe she crazy...beautiful dont always mean pefect female. so until they speak on why... he is not stupid.

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GuyverLT
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 11:45:52 AM
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Well when your rich & famous I guess it really doesn't matter how good your wife looks when you can pretty much get any woman you want. Being rich & famous is almost like a green pass to be with any woman you want. It's hundreds of thousands of women out there right now that know that he's a unfaithful cheater and despite that will still be willing to let themselves be swoop of their feet by him.

Oh well! If it was me I never would have gotten married to begin with. The ocean is a vast place with plenty of fish in it. No real need to just chase after one. A great philosopher by the name of Ash Ketchum once said "I GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL".
Deuces!

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COD_death
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 11:47:23 AM
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Maybe is you people lived with her your opinion would be a little different. Looks are only good for a one night stand or two. They both could be two jackass's behind closed doors. You just don't know

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Fane1024
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 4:19:48 PM
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Does this mean 2K will do this to Kobe and the few hundred other NBA players who cheat on their wives (and worse)?

Amusing, but it's kind of pointless to single out one douche bag.

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BigBoss4ever
Saturday, November 27, 2010 @ 10:25:37 AM

haha good point

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BikerSaint
Friday, November 26, 2010 @ 5:04:12 PM
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"The grass ISN'T greener on the other side"

(especially when the divorce lawyer's done taking his road-grader to your bank account"

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Robochic
Saturday, November 27, 2010 @ 12:48:20 PM
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hes stupid but again so was tiger woods thinking they can get anyone lol oh well shes better off he's not that good looking

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