2K To Parker: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wife
Oh, this is going to make your day. It's just worth repeating to anyone willing to lend an ear.
If you're not familiar with modern sports games, you should know they have a way of implementing weekly - and even daily - updates concerning the real-life health and status of athletes. For instances, Madden 11 recently dropped the stamina rating for Donovan McNabb after getting slammed by his coach for a lack of conditioning. But 2K Sports is taking it to another level: after a 2K Sports community manager tweeted about it, Kotaku ran a story and the whole world got a big laugh. Spur star Tony Parker's loyalty rating just dropped from 87 to 0 in NBA 2K11. A loyalty rating is the likelihood of a player resigning with his team in Association mode, if you didn't already know. But why? What'd he do that was "disloyal?"
If you've been following ESPN, you know he split with beauty Eva Longoria and there have been rumors - all but confirmed now - of infidelity on the part of Parker. Obviously, one "loyalty" doesn't have anything to do with the other but it's still a jab by 2K and it's funny. I'm sorry, it just is. I also have one final question for Tony: what the hell is wrong with you?! Did you forget how your wife looked? Ah well, Tiger Woods syndrome, I suppose.
You know, if these people are so sick of their hot wives and want to toss them to the curb, toss them to me instead. I'll take your leftover scraps. Really, I will.
Related Game(s): NBA 2K11
11/25/2010 10:39:46 AM Ben Dutka