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We Dare Gets Down And Dirty: Kiss, Spank, Strip

Well now, what do we have here?

Gaming has changed over the course of three decades. It has replaced non-video party games like Pictionary and Charades. "Party gaming" is almost a genre in and of itself although it usually consists of fun, colorful puzzle games or music-based titles.

But Ubisoft has decided to spice things up with We Dare, the game that is sorta like Spin the Bottle times a zillion. Apparently being designed for the Wii and the PS3 (for the Move, specifically), it'll have you "bob for kisses" and get down and dirty with a little spanking and stripping. Think we're lying? Yeah? Watch this.

Ubisoft's sales pitch is as follows:

"We Dare is a sexy, quirky, party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges. The more friends you invite to party, the spicier the play!"

Enter the feminists (some girl on girl but no guy on guy in that trailer), the concerned parents who still live in 1986 and think this game is designed for their 7-year-old (because all video games are for kids), and just about anyone who finds this titillation offensive. But we're going to bypass all that and exclaim right now-

It's the greatest game idea ever. And I will now go find some willing female individuals who will help us do a video commentary of this game. Watch that sh** hit YouTube like a megaton of bricks.

Related Game(s): We Dare

Tags: we dare, ubisoft, we dare game, we dare trailer

2/24/2011 4:27:26 PM Ben Dutka

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Comments (60 posts)

Danny007
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 4:54:23 PM
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ace_boon_coon
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 4:54:46 PM
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I don't like shovelware, but if this gets the chick to strip down I'm all for it.

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FatherSun
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:54:51 PM

Naughty Dog should make a Naughty game.

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sawao_yamanaka
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 5:03:09 PM
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Lol for 12 and up! Hilarious!

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Highlander
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 5:03:13 PM
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LOL! Awesome squared....

All I can say is...

...and people think that JRPGs like Ar Tonelico Quoga and Record of Agarest War are bad!? At least they're just cartoons!

This game will be....I don't really know actually...

ROTFLMAO!

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Scarecrow
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 5:54:19 PM

Dude, that's the kind of hypocrisy that truly gets to me.

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Eld
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 6:13:07 PM

Well said TheHighlander

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The Doom
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 11:39:46 PM

They're cartoons? I didn't know they were on television :P

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Underdog15
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 10:41:23 AM

Neither are the cartoon's in a newspaper. What's your point?

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Highlander
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 12:04:33 PM

Doom,

Huh?

Cartoon - characters that are drawn.

Anime - characters that are drawn, aka cartoons, but in a specific artistic style. Anime is a subset of cartoon.

I fail to see how supposedly racy action in a game that features anime characters (aka cartoons) matches up against a game like this that has real people enacting racy situations with each other during play. Granted the on-screen characters on the Wii version are particularly cartoony. But I think that most people got the point - even if you missed it by a country mile.

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The Doom
Saturday, February 26, 2011 @ 12:02:44 AM

It bothers me to see people assoicate anme characters with characters influcened by anme like theyre the same

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Teddie9
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 5:26:41 PM
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probably will never get it, but it looks funny...ish..

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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 6:10:05 PM
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I find it offensive for being stupid.

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jlch777
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 6:11:27 PM
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lol!!!

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Eld
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 6:21:03 PM
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Waiting for FOX response:)

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kraygen
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 6:37:10 PM
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This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, for one, your wii wouldn't know if you were spanking that girl, kissing the controller, or stripping, all it knows it that the controller is shaking all over.

Second, I highly doubt that just because you invite your friends over your wife/girlfriend will agree to some hot girl on girl action. If it did, they would have made a much raunchier version of this years ago.

Dumb in so many ways, I'm offended they are putting this on the ps3. Ubisoft is known for dumb games, but wow.

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Ben Dutka PSXE [Administrator]
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 6:56:39 PM

....um, I'm willing to bet this isn't designed for people in committed relationships. ;)

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FatherSun
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:23:02 PM

It wouldn't matter if the Wii controller knows what you are doing. What does matter is that the players do.

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Underdog15
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 10:43:37 AM

If they're playing this game, I doubt they do. lol

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kraygen
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 11:05:24 AM

Yeah, I just think, if ya wanna get down and dirty with your friends, the wii isn't really where I'd be looking to get started.

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BigBoss4ever
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 6:47:06 PM
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when i am gaming, i just want to focus on serious gaming,( chop up the boss, level up, hunting down the treasure, maxing out the levels, completing all the quest, kill the hardest boss etc u know the stuff...) if i want to do other stuff i.e. sex or wutnot, i will allocate other time for myself, NOT through gaming.

to me, gaming is gaming, it is serious as I am a serious hardcore gamer.

so as fun as it looks in the video, it is not my dish.

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rogers71
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 11:35:24 PM

So if you want to have sex, you allocate time for yourself? Really?

To each his own. Have fun then. LOL

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mexgeo86
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 7:11:40 PM
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I'm still waiting on my drinking games for motion controls. Though _any_ game can be a drinking game, I'd like to see one made specifically for drinking. Perhaps mini games/timed events of sorts.

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matt99
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:14:56 PM

That would be great, if only to see the drunken behaviour disclaimer every time you start up the game.

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Underdog15
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:55:52 PM

I'm not letting any drunk friends touch my PSMove, lest they break it!

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rogers71
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 11:38:48 PM

I take it you folks haven't heard of Pong Toss for the Wii. It came out way back in 2008. It was originally called Beer Pong but alot of controversy caused the developers to rename it to Pong Toss and take out the alcohol reference but it is still a drinking game. Look it up, I am not lying.

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FatherSun
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:19:08 PM
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SEX SELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WorldEndsWithMe
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:21:49 PM

Then just make a porno movie maker for use with the PSEye and Move.

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FatherSun
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:25:19 PM
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If your girl sees your Wii and says U-B-SOFT then its game over.

lol...

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rogers71
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 11:42:00 PM

Nice word play dude!!!

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Snorge
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 12:41:36 PM

LMAO!

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Lairfan
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:27:05 PM
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Kinky and stupid, all in one $39.99 package!

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DjEezzy
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:42:07 PM
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Man perfect Drinking Game. Thats for sure. Can you imagine a bunch of drunk chicks playing this? Could get a bit more adult then they let on. Anyways, this looks absolutely retarded. LOL. Pass

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FatherSun
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:49:15 PM
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This is PURE GENIUS on Ubisofts part. There are what?, A billion Wiis out there?(coming to PS3 as well). Not only that, make no doubt about it, this game will make headlines everywhere. It will create excitement and outrage in one fell swoop. I can see this in womens magazines everywhere. And I predict that if questioned Ubisoft will bend to feminists and create another alternate ending where they address the boys as well. If they haven't already.

The game is garbage of course but considering the innuendo it really doesn't matter does it. To be honest I am actually surprised this hasn't been done before. I know there are a few sex games out there but this is not as repulsive as those crazy things you hear about on the internet.

Ben, you definitely must do a commentary on this game. I am sure you will find some honeys to make it interesting.

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Underdog15
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:54:49 PM
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I wonder what kind of trophies you get.... And can you publish them to facebook, or will they all be "hidden"?

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MadKatBebop
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 8:58:27 PM
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Wow, when I want to get it in, Ill get it but not through the Wii or PS3.

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Dreno
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 9:13:49 PM
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So after doing my daily game news run ( psxe, g4, and then gamefly ), gotta love phone apps, I read about this game here and then again on g4.

G4 said it would be released for the wii and kinect, but it also said this game was already out in europe but that ubisoft said it WOULD NOT be comming to the US. So those of you who weren't interested, fret not. You won't have to deal with it.

Personally, I would never have played cause my gal would trip. Maybe in my singles years I would've played this game, but those days are long gone and with them too, the freedom to play games like this. Oh well I guess.

Bring on wkc2 !!!

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Highlander
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 9:42:24 AM

G4 must have a serious bit of MS bias considering the release I saw only talks about Wii and PS Move.

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AnonWTF
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:06:18 PM
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At first, I thought this was going to be a stupid ass video. Damn, was I wrong.

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Underdog15
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 10:49:11 AM

No, you were right. It's a stupid ass video.

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Highlander
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 12:05:32 PM

LOL! it wasn't a stupid-assed video, it was a strange crazy-assed video of a stupid half-assed attempt at exploiting sex in a video game.

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Oyashiro
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:08:14 PM
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I was a bit taken aback that this is a actual game... Watching this, I seriously thought the Collage Humor logo would pop up at any time.

Wow...

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mike rlz
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:14:20 PM
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worst. foreplay. ever.

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Underdog15
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 10:48:47 AM

I'm frightened that you even thought it was foreplay to begin with!

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Highlander
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 12:05:53 PM

Underdog...

ROTFLMAO!

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mike rlz
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 12:52:49 PM

haha... seriously, who thinks rubbing your nose on a wiimote is sexy?

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Underdog15
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 5:27:22 PM

hmm... only example I can think of is Simba and Nala in The Lion King.

It was cute and all... but I didn't feel the love that night.

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spiderboi
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:23:53 PM
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Hmm.. Move may have some issues playing this, as the light will be blocked quite a lot.

And yeah, no. i wouldn't wanna be eating the light ball out of my Move. I'm all for putting my Move in a girl's pants (see what I did there?) but if a guy will put it in his pants? Doubly NO! Chick sweat: yes. Guy sweat. NO. *Machismo mode*

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CHAOS THEORY X
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:29:22 PM
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WOAH! Game of the year hands down!!!

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Riku994
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:29:58 PM
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I can't wait to try this with my gf..

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Kai200X
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:46:34 PM
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WTF did I just watched?

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The Doom
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 10:47:55 PM
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...and this is why I hate the casual market. if people complain about there being too many shooters, shoveware as far as the eye can see will drive people mad

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rogers71
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 11:40:41 PM
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Pong Toss people. Look it up. This game is not the first time a company has tried to use Motion controls to implement a drinking game and I am sure it won't be the last.

My guess though, unless you know a bunch of swingers or sluts, this game will not be as much fun as the video will lead you to believe.

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Highlander
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 12:07:52 PM

You said..."My guess though, unless you know a bunch of swingers or sluts, this game will not be as much fun as the video will lead you to believe."

Yeah, indeed. But it kinda tells you about Ubisoft's target audience, doesn't it?

::blinks::

What I'm trying to figure out is why this is on the Wii, given the target market...

::blinks::

At least the PS3's Move controller has sort of the right shape....

::flees::

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NotGoofinAround
Thursday, February 24, 2011 @ 11:59:05 PM
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Apparently the corporate think-tank feels there is a large contingent of adult single PS3 owners who want to play some sort of weird sexy "spin the controller" game with their friends.

Does anyone see this conversation on the horizon?

guy: Hey wanna come over and play some We Dare? It's this great new PS3 game that's like Truth or Dare!

girl: No thanks I'm a sophomore in college not junior high.

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___________
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 1:38:34 AM
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WTF!?
oh ubisoft what has happened to you?
from the core titles like splinter cell, rainbow six, ghost recon, to this crappy kids crap!?
sigh, there goes another one of my favorite third party studios!
looks like ill have to rely on sony and THQ from now on :(

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Gamer Girl Gemo
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 3:51:23 AM

"Crappy kids crap"??
Errr... Come again?

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Highlander
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 9:44:13 AM

You must not pay much attention to Ubisoft Mr. Cowherd, they've been pushing out shovelware for the Wii and DS for years now, much of it is completely forgettable, some of it is unfortunately unforgettable - but not for the right reasons.

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Gamer Girl Gemo
Friday, February 25, 2011 @ 3:59:06 AM
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Wow... Ubisoft must've honestly gotten bored. This game seems like an obvious publicity stunt. Can't wait to see it popping up with moms trying to sue Ubisoft for it being too erotic and adult for their son they bought the game for. Even though there may have been a rating, those moms that think video games are demonic will just love this opportunity.
As for me, I'll pass. Even though I've got both chances to get this... "Game"... I'm gonna let this fly under the radar.

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SplendidBlended
Saturday, February 26, 2011 @ 2:38:17 AM
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This is so disturbing.
Brb, killing myself.

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