Big Day One Patch For Just Cause 3 Has Some Comedic Bits
Day One patches aren't exactly uncommon. And as far as I can tell, when it comes to open-world adventures, they're downright necessary.
The highly anticipated Just Cause 3 finally drops on December 1 and with it comes a hefty 2.8GB patch.
You can find the full Patch 1.01 notes here; there are various fixes and improvements, some gameplay bug fixes, and graphical optimizations. The first set of improvements offers the most entertainment value; here are a couple examples:
-- The Medician Department of Nature Conservation has pored over every inch of our beautiful island for cracks and removed them.
-- The Medician Department of Motor Vehicles has taken measures to acquire poorly-tuned vehicles and burn them.
-- The DRM has been given a refresher course in combat and spatial awareness as per the General’s recent mandate.
-- The Medician Department of Infrastructure has made some adjustments to certain roads to prevent traffic jams.
If you're not familiar with this franchise, you should know the tone of those "fixes" fits in perfectly. And if you're interested in the outrageous craziness, you can check out the latest dev diary and that kick-ass CG trailer.
Related Game(s): Just Cause 3
11/28/2015 11:08:29 AM Ben Dutka