EA <3 You
Anyone sitting around lamenting the fact that they didn't get a valentine and that nobody loves them should take solace in knowing that Electronic Arts is there for them. It seems that EA and Criterion feel your pain on this holiday, so they've come up with a little browser-based shooting game to let you take out some of that aggression (at least until Black ships). If you head over to www.MyBlackValentine.com you can fire off a couple shots at bath salts, fondue, a loveable teddy bear, and more. It's ridiculously entertaining, especially if you watch the slow motion instant replay of your shot.