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Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition Review

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Overall Rating:       7.5




Devolver Digital


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January 6, 2015

We’re all trying to forget the travesty that was Duke Nukem Forever and to assist in our recovery, Devolver Digital and Abstraction Games brings the previously released Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition to PlayStation 3 and Vita. It’s basically a port of the 2008 game that launched on the Xbox Live network; it boasts the same cool rewind time feature, online-cop and leaderboards. It only goes for $9.99 and for those looking to take a bloody, highly pixilated trip down memory lane, it’s probably not a bad buy. But for some reason, despite it’s immense old-school charm, it’s not as stable as it should be.

The old-fashioned graphics are here in abundance, throughout the game and all the extra episodes this particular version includes. Yep, this was the way first-person shooters always used to look; i.e., grainy and completely unrefined. I hear the Vita iteration has received a spruced-up visual presentation but as I’ve never played the Megaton Edition before, I can’t do a compare-and-contrast. I can say, however, that the graphics don’t withstand the test of time. Such a visual display will put a nostalgic smile on the faces of the oldsters out there but otherwise, younger gamers will probably laugh. Well, let ‘em. It’s still cool.

The audio isn’t anything special but the action does sound decent on the Vita. Over the past few years, I’ve been quite impressed with the audio in various Vita productions and although Duke Nukem’s effects and soundtrack are obviously outdated, Sony’s handheld does a good job. Of course, given the era in question, the balancing is more than questionable and sometimes it’s hard to understand the words. That’s the way things go, though. Duke saying “shake it, baby” was always comical; we were still a long way from crystal clear effects, professional voice performances, and gorgeous music compositions. Just accept it for what it is.

First and foremost, the controls map well to the Vita, thanks in large part to the dual analog sticks. I really don’t like changing weapons on the touchscreen but it works all right and you’ll soon get into the swing of things. The aiming is a tad finicky but thankfully, we get an auto-aim feature that is a great help. It feels wrong, somehow, to use such a function when playing an old-school shooter, but it really does help. Those not used to the archaic style will miss commonly accepted modern-day features like iron sights, reloading and recoil, but again, just accept the reality of the olden days. Draw distance is actually pretty good, despite the rampant pixilation.

Now, one thing to remember when embarking on these classic quests: There was a time in this industry when most games were hard. In same cases, they were really hard. I’m not sure if early Duke Nukem games qualified as the hardest of the hard but either way, they’re still a good deal more difficult than most titles you’ll play today. Shooters vary widely in terms of difficulty and accessibility these days, but I can’t think of one that will really push an avid gamer’s skills to the limit. In the Megaton Edition, you’ll die plenty, and there may be times when frustration gets the best of you. It doesn’t help that old-fashioned game design could be really infuriating; there’s a big difference between hand-holding and giving you zero assistance whatsoever.

Hence, you might be confused as to what to do, where the necessary lever is, or how to progress to the next area. It might happen. You might also stumble upon an enemy that lights you up big time. You’ll just have to adapt. The good news? The replay feature lets you retry a level from any point before you died, which is an option we definitely did not have back in the day. This feature even works when playing co-op multiplayer, so finishing the game isn’t a mix of irritation and drudgery. Sure, one could argue that gamers today are spoiled and games are too easy but let’s face it…it’s just more fun when you don’t want to break everything in sight.

As for the game’s performance, it’s mysteriously glitchy. These issues aren’t crippling deal-breakers but they are noticeable. For instance, your weapons can just disappear when cycling through them, and the multiplayer suffers from definite – and disappointing – lag. Competitive multiplayer can be downright comical at times and in co-op, your partner very often gets in the way. You also can’t turn off the Vita’s microphone when playing multiplayer, which is a big mistake. The portable in question should’ve had no trouble running such old-school games but for whatever reason, there’s a lack of stability.

Even so, Duke is still Duke. You’ll gleefully plug the pig-like monsters running rampant with automatic weapons, and you’ll recall all those play sessions from yesteryear. Granted, this is more fanservice than anything else, as it’s exceedingly unlikely that such a collection will appeal to the unfamiliar. For those long-time fans of the franchise, though, there’s a lot to like. There’s a fair amount of content, the control works relatively well, and all that classic charm is here in spades. Yes, that includes now-legendary one-liners, strippers, and plenty of blood. It’s not the same blood we know now but back then, it was pretty shocking.

Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition on the Vita is a mostly enjoyable experience. It lacks the refinement and cleanliness I anticipated, as some of those bugs really shouldn’t be here, and the multiplayer especially suffers. And I don’t care how nifty it is, I will always prefer buttons to touchscreen controls. Otherwise, this is Duke Nukem in all his corny, cheesy, B-movie glory. The weapons and pacing are great and the fun factor is sky-high, provided you’re not led down a dark path of frustration due to outdated design. The bottom line is that if you know what to expect, you’ll probably be satisfied.

The Good: Classic Duke charm and Type-A charisma is prominent. Great pacing and awesome weapons. Controls are mapped well to the Vita. Aim-assist and replay features are much appreciated. Co-op can be very entertaining. Fun factor is super high (usually).

The Bad: Game is too glitchy. Major multiplayer lag. If you’re not a fan of the old-school FPS style, don’t bother.

The Ugly: “This proves that multiplayer has come a looooong way.”

1/15/2015 Ben Dutka

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Thursday, January 15, 2015 @ 9:57:33 PM

Hail to the king baby!

Oh the memories. I played this through when it was new, before even the n64 released.
My brother and I player this multiplayer and had a blast. It allowed for both co-op campaign and death match. One of the most memorable gaming experiences in my life.

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Thursday, January 15, 2015 @ 10:33:55 PM

Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine. LOL
Too sad for those who did not play it when it came out, what a blast it was.
I just got it for free for both PS3 and Vita, started to play it and don't find it too hard to enjoy it. I'm going to beat it after I'm done with Splinter Cell HD collection.

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Thursday, January 15, 2015 @ 11:54:33 PM

yep. got them too from PS Plus. I intend to play through the game on Vita. The few levels I've played is just uber nostalgic. We're talking like 15+ years of away time. To think when I was playing this on my massive Pentium Desktop PC with a CRT monitor that I would eventually be playing the game on a small little handheld.

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Friday, January 16, 2015 @ 9:00:55 AM

This game came out when I was dabbling in PC gaming and so I got it there, very awesome Dukematching over dial up.

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Friday, January 16, 2015 @ 11:34:22 AM

So true World. I remember tossing a pipe bomb in an elevator and then when my bro from the floor below called the elevator down and the door opened BOOM!

Endless fun back then.

I remember later playing Golden Eye multiplayer on N64 and feeling totally gimped compared to Duke.

*looks in mirror* damn I'm looking good

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Remo Williams
Thursday, January 15, 2015 @ 11:46:32 PM

I wouldn't have picked the game up had it not been free with PS+, but I'm having a lot of fun with it. I've slipped into the old habit of running along walls while tapping the action button in hopes that a random wall will slide open. Gotta love that old school level-design!

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Friday, January 16, 2015 @ 9:00:06 AM

I had to grab it, the transition to old school is not hard. Which is funny cuz devs find it hard to pull off with new games.

Classic Duke with new perks and good rez, I love it.

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Friday, January 16, 2015 @ 9:12:53 AM

Also: I hope this game is testing waters for another Duke return.

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Lone Wanderer
Friday, January 16, 2015 @ 2:27:18 PM

Duke was still Duke in Forever,but whatever some of us have selective logic and acceptance.

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